Reminds me of when I had a scam caller telling me I'd won a trip to Universal Studios for me and the kids. I was like "OMG that's awesome.... except my kids are all dead" .... the silence was golden.
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GRIPE TIME!!!
Our place is brand spanking new. This morning a fucking 3-4m tall tree appears on the nature strip. Developers (pre handing over to council) have decided that the most appropriate tree for the nature strip is a fast growing one that grows 8m wide, 15-20m high, sheds fuckloads of leaves, attracts aphids (which will fuck up our impressive roses), attract fucking bats and flying foxes of a night, and the roots will fuck the lawn, kerb, and driveway.
Oh and the entire front yard is a DBYD "No dig zone" due to internet/power/etc.
Clearly no fucking brains this mob.
Trying to get the lawn to grow as it is, and keep our gardens looking mint and last thing I need is this bullshit.