The things that 'grind your gears' thread...

[The DoggFather]

Shaved my beard off this morning. Ayr...

Buckled under carrying all that manliness? Lol

You are not a bro or a friend, you are nothing to me lol

 

[The DoggFather]

It annoys me when people profess to have a big wedding celebration overseas... but all the costs of travel/ accommodation are with the guests.

Then when you get there having done your dough, they have a cheap buffet function with almost no decent food. At least thank your guests with a really nice meal.

I got married on a church with glass walls on the beach in Cancun, misses went all out and got the ultimate package, cost me 14k US, including a 5 bedroom penthouse. Guests only paid for flights (which cost about 1400 each landing at LA, Vegas, Dallas and Cancun).
Still had 45 guests lol

 

[Kaz]

This REALLY shits me. So you're walking on the footpath or in the shopping mall and there are 2 people walking in front of you, one to your left and one to your right. You have enough room to over-take them by walking straight up the middle... THEN THEY BOTH FUCKING MOVE TOWARDS THE CENTRE BLOCKING YOUR PATH. FUCKING WALK STRAIGHT FFS!

I just push past them.

It's better when I have a trolley.

 

[Wahesh]

I just push past them.

It's better when I have a trolley.

That's what I'm starting to do.

 

[Wahesh]

Buckled under carrying all that manliness? Lol

You are not a bro or a friend, you are nothing to me lol

Back to work tomorrow habibieh lol. If I didn't have a job I'd have a big beard. Unfortunately in my line of work having a beard ain't that good lol.

 

[Mr Invisible]

If someone invites me to a wedding overseas, they'll kindly get a decline. As is the same with utter fuckwits who want to have their bucks night in Vegas. Yep... fly 14 hours to LA and then to Vegas all because someone wants to have a wild night there. No thanks. I get better things to spend $10,000 on.

I've been to 2 destination weddings.

Family friends married in Fiji. They were not having a honeymoon and requested no presents, instead saying their present was anyone who could attend the wedding at a Fijian Resort.

Another family friend got married on Hamilton Island. Same thing as above but I was on wedding party and we rented out a huge mansion for the time we were up there

 

[Wahesh]

I've been to 2 destination weddings.

Family friends married in Fiji. They were not having a honeymoon and requested no presents, instead saying their present was anyone who could attend the wedding at a Fijian Resort.

Another family friend got married on Hamilton Island. Same thing as above but I was on wedding party and we rented out a huge mansion for the time we were up there

Destination weddings are fine but you need to expect that there will be people who won't show up. Heck people won't show up at local weddings with family politics and everything.

 

[The DoggFather]

Destination weddings are fine but you need to expect that there will be people who won't show up. Heck people won't show up at local weddings with family politics and everything.

That's why I had a destination wedding, so I wouldn't have to invite 700 sand niggers

 

[Blue_boost]

What about all the baffoons on linkedin.. everyone is a CEO..

But if what? There should be some sort of check on linkedin. People can write whatever they want..

Being the CEO of a chicken shop is different to being the CEO of multi national corporation.

CEO is chief executive officer. It says there must be other executive officers to be the chief executive officer. There must also be an executive.

These days you can start washing peoples cars and call yourself a CEO

 

[Wahesh]

What about all the baffoons on linkedin.. everyone is a CEO..

But if what? There should be some sort of check on linkedin. People can write whatever they want..

Being the CEO of a chicken shop is different to being the CEO of multi national corporation.

CEO is chief executive officer. It says there must be other executive officers to be the chief executive officer. There must also be an executive.

These days you can start washing peoples cars and call yourself a CEO

Look, if your title says "CEO" and the current job field says "Habib's Chickens" I don't think people will take your profile very seriously.

 

[Mr Invisible]

What about all the baffoons on linkedin.. everyone is a CEO..

But if what? There should be some sort of check on linkedin. People can write whatever they want..

Being the CEO of a chicken shop is different to being the CEO of multi national corporation.

CEO is chief executive officer. It says there must be other executive officers to be the chief executive officer. There must also be an executive.

These days you can start washing peoples cars and call yourself a CEO

Avoid LinkedIN like the plague. Nothing more than a data mine to sell personal information off to third parties..

 

[Blue_boost]

Look, if your title says "CEO" and the current job field says "Habib's Chickens" I don't think people will take your profile very seriously.

Thats the problem.. they write CEO and job field they write, "hospitality and tourism industry" but if you press them its really habibis chicken stop.

Some even talk up being unemployed.. they call it "independant consulting executive" in code it means "a bum"

 

[Bob dog]

Wow, the media really is instructed to instruct the public, corruption has never been more blatant, brace yourself for another year of bullshit.

 

[CroydonDog]

Porn today.

Is it me, or does it all just seem like this stepmum/stepsister/stepdad shit?

What happened to good old interracial girl on girl?

 

[Bob dog]

Porn today.

Is it me, or does it all just seem like this stepmum/stepsister/stepdad shit?

What happened to good old interracial girl on girl?

There's about fifty different fetish/topics available online, you choose what you want, porn sluts don't have to be the same age and you don't really know what's in a compilation disc until you see it.

 

[Howard Moon]

I tell you what's shit... people who hang around in front of the self serve once they've received their change/docket.... move the fuck outta the way

Also, when there is like 6 people in the self serve lane, each with a trolley.... move the fuck outta the way

 

[Mr Invisible]

I tell you what's shit... people who hang around in front of the self serve once they've received their change/docket.... move the fuck outta the way

Also, when there is like 6 people in the self serve lane, each with a trolley.... move the fuck outta the way

My trolley is my personal safety barrier from prams and people. I'll use it to staunchly defend my personal space even though I have only purchased an tub of sour cream discounted to 30c.

Nah whats worse is when school mothers/friends spot each other in the self serve line. 50 minute conversation about shit right at the exit.

 

[Wahesh]

My trolley is my personal safety barrier from prams and people. I'll use it to staunchly defend my personal space even though I have only purchased an tub of sour cream discounted to 30c.

Nah whats worse is when school mothers/friends spot each other in the self serve line. 50 minute conversation about shit right at the exit.

I can beat that.

Yesterday I was walking to Coles on the way home from work. Right in front of Coles... some charity selling raffle tickets or trying to get you to sign up. CUNNING KARMICHAELS!!!

I saw her from a mile away and edge closer to the kerb. If she wasn't a fat blimp I might not have done that.

UGLY FAT BLONDE BLIMP: I saw you moving away from me
Wahesh: Sorry I don't have time
UGLY FAT BLONDE BLIMP: Lucky for you I have all the time in the world
Wahesh *Thinking*: Oh shut the fuck up you fat fuck!

 

[south of heaven]

I can beat that.

Yesterday I was walking to Coles on the way home from work. Right in front of Coles... some charity selling raffle tickets or trying to get you to sign up. CUNNING KARMICHAELS!!!

I saw her from a mile away and edge closer to the kerb. If she wasn't a fat blimp I might not have done that.

UGLY FAT BLONDE BLIMP: I saw you moving away from me
Wahesh: Sorry I don't have time
UGLY FAT BLONDE BLIMP: Lucky for you I have all the time in the world
Wahesh *Thinking*: Oh shut the fuck up you fat fuck!

You're an Arab with a beard right, you should of said ill be back in 5 minutes, go to the deli buy a bunch of hotdogs tape them around your waste come back when she starts talking open you shirt and yell alah akbar

 

[Wahesh]

You're an Arab with a beard right, you should of said ill be back in 5 minutes, go to the deli buy a bunch of hotdogs tape them around your waste come back when she starts talking open you shirt and yell alah akbar

The funny kent. I actually shaved my beard of 3 days ago. Yes I regret but I have no choice lol. I didn't want to turn up to work after holidays and everyone think I had been radicalised in that time lol.