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Face tattoos... unless you're a bikey, a tattoo artist, or a jail bird... you look like a twat.. I've been seeing more younger people with face tattoos these days and I can't help but think how much they are going to regret it once the novelty wears off
Face Tats are what you get done when Centrelink tells you that your have to work for the dole.

Guaranteed way to never get a job offer.
 

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Getting a tat from a rookie is bad, let alone getting them done on your face. That's just... stupid.

I recently got a notification on my DeviantArt profile from a lady from Lithuania. I thought whatever, I'll take a look at her. I regret it...

 

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Face Tats are what you get done when Centrelink tells you that your have to work for the dole.

Guaranteed way to never get a job offer.
Not really true..

These days it would probably only apply to the eyeball tatts (colouring the whites)

A chick at the local coles has flying stars & love hearts on her face & think there is a cross or somthing on opposite side too, often has pink or purple hair..

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Not really true..

These days it would probably only apply to the eyeball tatts (colouring the whites)

A chick at the local coles has flying stars & love hearts on her face & think there is a cross or somthing on opposite side too, often has pink or purple hair..

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Coles, dude. Coles.

I'm talking corporate world where the real money is.
 

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Getting a tat from a rookie is bad, let alone getting them done on your face. That's just... stupid.

I recently got a notification on my DeviantArt profile from a lady from Lithuania. I thought whatever, I'll take a look at her. I regret it...

That's a guy!
 

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Getting a tat from a rookie is bad, let alone getting them done on your face. That's just... stupid.

I recently got a notification on my DeviantArt profile from a lady from Lithuania. I thought whatever, I'll take a look at her. I regret it...

Dude looks like a dude
 

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I think I can spot a slight hint of an Adam's Apple

There are some real creepers on DeviantART
 

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Coles, dude. Coles.

I'm talking corporate world where the real money is.
But let's face it... the type of person who gets a face tat was never destined for the corporate world lol... Coles is a decent gig for a face tattoo recipient... I would not have even expected that
 

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But let's face it... the type of person who gets a face tat was never destined for the corporate world lol... Coles is a decent gig for a face tattoo recipient... I would not have even expected that
You’re right... I think that’s even a step too far for JB HI FI who are reknown for employing special freaks.
 

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Attention: Stupid Drivers.

When driving a car, on the dashboard directly in front of you, you will notice 2 arrows that are either green or high-vis yellow in colour. These arrows constantly 'blink' on and off and also make a 'ticking' sound when operations indicting to drivers around you your intention to turn or switch lanes. If this signal is functional, kindly adhere to it's use by either turning or switching lanes as indicated by the direction the arrows are blinking. If you have no intention of using them and end up in an accident, kindly report to me, so I can give you an UPPER-CUT FOR BEING A KARMICHAEL **** OR A KARMICHAEL SLUT YOU PIECES OF EGGPLANT SHIT!!!
 

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People who look for trouble so they can whinge all day, you can't justify a law that doesn't even exist, surely they won't put everyone through it again in 2019.
 

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Attention: Stupid Drivers.

When driving a car, on the dashboard directly in front of you, you will notice 2 arrows that are either green or high-vis yellow in colour. These arrows constantly 'blink' on and off and also make a 'ticking' sound when operations indicting to drivers around you your intention to turn or switch lanes. If this signal is functional, kindly adhere to it's use by either turning or switching lanes as indicated by the direction the arrows are blinking. If you have no intention of using them and end up in an accident, kindly report to me, so I can give you an UPPER-CUT FOR BEING A KARMICHAEL **** OR A KARMICHAEL SLUT YOU PIECES OF EGGPLANT SHIT!!!
Bahahahahahaa "eggplant shit", you fkn cute **** lol
 

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Bahahahahahaa "eggplant shit", you fkn cute **** lol
Dude GTA San Andrea - @K E should be familiar with the transcript bro - right after you break the bank at the casino :D

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Breaking_the_Bank_at_Caligula's

CJ: "Sup?"

Salvatore Leone: "You two-bit, backstabbing, piece of eggplant shit!"

CJ: "Salvatore! Nice to hear from you, too!"

Salvatore Leone: "You're dead! Your friends are dead! Your family's dead! I'm gonna fuck you up, and your children and your grandchildren!"

CJ: "Well, it's been nice to talking to ya, but I got some money needs spending on some expensive trash so you'll excuse me."

Salvatore Leone: "You're dead! DEAD!"
 
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Dude GTA San Andrea - @K E should be familiar with the transcript bro - right after you break the bank at the casino :D

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Breaking_the_Bank_at_Caligula's

CJ: "Sup?"

Salvatore Leone: "You two-bit, backstabbing, piece of eggplant shit!"

CJ: "Salvatore! Nice to hear from you, too!"

Salvatore Leone: "You're dead! Your friends are dead! Your family's dead! I'm gonna fuck you up, and your children and your grandchildren!"

CJ: "Well, it's been nice to talking to ya, but I got some money needs spending on some expensive trash so you'll excuse me."

Salvatore Leone: "You're dead! DEAD!"
Still the best game ever made. Don't care what anyone says.
 

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Still the best game ever made. Don't care what anyone says.
Do you remember that particular scene though? Best mission in the game by far.
 

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Do you remember that particular scene though? Best mission in the game by far.
Now I remember.

I really wish they remake it the exact game with today's graphics.
 

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Coles, dude. Coles.

I'm talking corporate world where the real money is.
Don't get me started on Coles. Their stupid prices are down and staying down slogan is bullshit. This month they've raised the price of their $1 a loaf bread twice. And I notice that they've started putting three holes in the handles of their bags. I guess they're lasting too long to satisfy the expected profit they anticipated from them, so now we get pre-fucked bags to hasten the demise of them. Money hungry *****.
 

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Don't get me started on Coles. Their stupid prices are down and staying down slogan is bullshit. This month they've raised the price of their $1 a loaf bread twice. And I notice that they've started putting three holes in the handles of their bags. I guess they're lasting too long to satisfy the expected profit they anticipated from them, so now we get pre-fucked bags to hasten the demise of them. Money hungry *****.
Bro paste this on their Facebook page and see what they have to say about it.

Anyway when at Coles in only ever use proper reusable bags not their shit plastic crap.
 
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