The kennel is ruined

[sillymaddog]

You start involvement in a thread by reading the first post

Yeah nah, it's more fun this way.

 

[sillymaddog]

I thinks its about Des Hasler eating mc nuggets while slapping his pink salmon?

Which reminds me, how is Raelene Castle?

And this is how you find out about the thread, thank you Mr Pea.

 

[Tassie Devil]

Woah.... Dude. Seriously. Not cool. I know we're talkkg about masturbation and stuff but bringing salmon into it? Not cool at all. Did you even think about the people allergic to sea food?

This thread was supposed to be some funeral parade saying goodbye to an apparent loved member ...

Instead we're talking about masturbation, salmon and responsible pornography.

I fucking LOVE the Kennel

 

[Alan79]

Ha ha. I spent plenty of time in Armidale as a kid, my grandmother lived there. I haven’t been there for 20 years since she passed, but I’ve certainly spent several nights in the ‘pink pub’ on the corner (which is likely no longer pink, but I’m sure you know the place I mean), as well as the rissole and other local highlights. Armidale will always hold good memories for me .

Yeah the pink pub (the Wicklow) is yellow now. I tend to watch the footy there when it's not televised since one of the highlights of that particular pub is the three fireplaces they have. Armidale has changed a lot since 20 years ago pretty much when I moved here for Uni. It's pretty dead now compared to then. It used to support three to four good drinking holes that stayed open till 2.30am on weekends. Barely manages to keep one open now due to the Uni encouraging students to go external. It holds better memories for me than it makes new ones these days.

 

[Tassie Devil]

And this is how you find out about the thread, thank you Mr Pea.

But ... you missed the leadup to this. All the good bits.

It's like jumping straight to cumming. It's great and all, but the foreplay and different positions is what makes the final 'hurdle' even better.

Your Mrs. must be wanting ... Where do you live again?

 

[DinkumDog]

Yeah the pink pub (the Wicklow) is yellow now. I tend to watch the footy there when it's not televised since one of the highlights of that particular pub is the three fireplaces they have. Armidale has changed a lot since 20 years ago pretty much when I moved here for Uni. It's pretty dead now compared to then. It used to support three to four good drinking holes that stayed open till 2.30am on weekends. Barely manages to keep one open now due to the Uni encouraging students to go external. It holds better memories for me than it makes new ones these days.

The Wicklow - that’s the one .
You obviously have your reasons to stay, but not UNE - you’re in hospitality, is that right?

 

[sillymaddog]

But ... you missed the leadup to this. All the good bits.

It's like jumping straight to cumming. It's great and all, but the foreplay and different positions is what makes the final 'hurdle' even better.

Your Mrs. must be wanting ... Where do you live again?

Lol, when the thread starts out with "the kennel is ruined", and majority of comments are negatively focused , I really couldn't care about the context.which is why I asked a ridiculous question, I was hoping for funny responses, you have nailed it with your response.

Interpretation on the kennel is hilarious, not meant to be taken seriously but some just don't seem to understand that.
We are supposed to be the Bulldog family but instead we act like the burrow.

Brother I live in Canberra now and I haven't seen my wife in almost 5 months ( she's on deployment), swing past brother would love the company [emoji6][emoji6].

 

[Tassie Devil]

Lol, when the thread starts out with "the kennel is ruined", and majority of comments are negatively focused , I really couldn't care about the context.which is why I asked a ridiculous question, I was hoping for funny responses, you have nailed it with your response.

Interpretation on the kennel is hilarious, not meant to be taken seriously but some just don't seem to understand that.
We are supposed to be the Bulldog family but instead we act like the burrow.

Brother I live in Canberra now and I haven't seen my wife in almost 5 months ( she's on deployment), swing past brother would love the company [emoji6][emoji6].

Well ... I'll have to do 2 weeks of quarantine but by the way you speak ...

I'm booking my flights now

 

[Bazildog]

Lol, when the thread starts out with "the kennel is ruined", and majority of comments are negatively focused , I really couldn't care about the context.which is why I asked a ridiculous question, I was hoping for funny responses, you have nailed it with your response.

Interpretation on the kennel is hilarious, not meant to be taken seriously but some just don't seem to understand that.
We are supposed to be the Bulldog family but instead we act like the burrow.

Brother I live in Canberra now and I haven't seen my wife in almost 5 months ( she's on deployment), swing past brother would love the company [emoji6][emoji6].

Well ... I'll have to do 2 weeks of quarantine but by the way you speak ...

I'm booking my flights now

@sillymaddog , run for your life...!

 

[sillymaddog]

Well ... I'll have to do 2 weeks of quarantine but by the way you speak ...

I'm booking my flights now

Haha welcome always TD

 

[sillymaddog]

@sillymaddog , run for your life...!

But but but I need a win....

 

[Tassie Devil]

@sillymaddog , run for your life...!

You stay out of this @Bazildog I'm still hurt you stood me up on that Rio trip

 

[maroondog72]

This thread was supposed to be some funeral parade saying goodbye to an apparent loved member ...

Instead we're talking about masturbation, salmon and responsible pornography.

I fucking LOVE the Kennel

And butt plugs apparently

 

[Teddybear]

Best thread ever

 

[maroondog72]

I know you’re sitting there on your buttplug rubbing yourself off with a slab of salmon, whilst following me around the forum. I don’t appreciate it, please stop.

Following you around the forum?? I just laughed so hard I squeezed out my butt plug and dropped my salmon on the floor...........you are a deadset fucking pull through lol

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Following you around the forum?? I just laughed so hard I squeezed out my butt plug and dropped my salmon on the floor...........you are a deadset fucking pull through lol

 

[maroondog72]

What’s really disturbing there hacky is how quickly you found that video

 

[Alan79]

The Wicklow - that’s the one .
You obviously have your reasons to stay, but not UNE - you’re in hospitality, is that right?

I actually stayed because one of my sisters is here with her kids. I actually had two sisters here at one point and the remaining sister here took it pretty badly when she left. Didn't want to leave her isolated with a young family. But they're all adults now and I do plan to move soon. I still feel a bit of guilty about it though. I'm just sick of the town and the limited employment opportunities. I am in hospitality but am sick of that too. Have worked in a glasshouse here, had my own lawn mowing business for a couple of years (which pretty much dies for 4-5 months each year because winters are pretty chilly) and had a couple of other dead end jobs. I really feel like I'll regret it if I'm still here in another 5 or 10 years. Even if I'm still doing similar work when I move I'd rather it be close to some beaches and in a location that I don't freeze my balls off for half the year.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

What’s really disturbing there hacky is how quickly you found that video

What's even more disturbing is that I didn't even search for it. Was just browsing YouTube and it popped up... Figuratively speaking.

 

[DinkumDog]

I actually stayed because one of my sisters is here with her kids. I actually had two sisters here at one point and the remaining sister here took it pretty badly when she left. Didn't want to leave her isolated with a young family. But they're all adults now and I do plan to move soon. I still feel a bit of guilty about it though. I'm just sick of the town and the limited employment opportunities. I am in hospitality but am sick of that too. Have worked in a glasshouse here, had my own lawn mowing business for a couple of years (which pretty much dies for 4-5 months each year because winters are pretty chilly) and had a couple of other dead end jobs. I really feel like I'll regret it if I'm still here in another 5 or 10 years. Even if I'm still doing similar work when I move I'd rather it be close to some beaches and in a location that I don't freeze my balls off for half the year.

Sounds good mate.
Yep I remember those chilly winter mornings there.
Hard to get out of bed!
I’m sure you’ll figure it out in terms of what’s next.