Always liked the original version of that gag:
On her deathbed, a wife says to her husband: ‘Before I go, there’s one thing I must let you know which I’ve never told you’.
Husband: ‘Sssshh, just rest. What’s done is done. You’ve been a wonderful wife and have nothing you need to explain to me’.
Wife: ‘Please. It’s important. When I was younger, I was a hooker’.
Husband: ‘No issue, I certainly played the field before we were married!’
Wife: ‘I don’t think you understand. My name was Brian and I played for St. George’.
You’re welcome
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