The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

[Alan79]

 

[Alan79]

 

[Alan79]

 

[DinkumDog]

My new Prayer:

 

[Grunthos]

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Whilst celebrating the Dogs victory on Monday evening, I met an older woman at the bar.
She looked in great shape for 60-ish.
After a couple of drinks and a chat she asked me if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman’s Double'?
'What's that?' I asked.
'A mother and daughter threesome' she replied.
I was taken back with her candour, but thought maybe she had an equally hot and adventurous daughter.
'No, I haven't actually' I replied to her.
'Well then, tonight is your lucky night' she said and invited me back to her place.
As we walked in, she shouted up the stairs
‘Mum, are you still awake?’ .

I visited Grandma the other day, she gave me $5 and said
"Now don't tell mum and dad dear."
I replied,
"Granny, it's going to cost you a whole lot more than that...!"

 

[Grunthos]

You know you're a sick puppy when you get turned on by
the thought of being swatted over the nose with a newspaper...

 

[Grunthos]

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It could have been soooo very much worse...

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Mr 95%]

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I wish it caused the Lame to walk..I’d sign up!

 

[Mr 95%]

@BEAST MODE
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Southy I feel dumb for asking.. Is this the casting couch?

 

[MatstaDogg]

Southy I feel dumb for asking.. Is this the casting couch?

That is correct!

 

[Mr 95%]

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Nice pussy!

 

[BlackJackBulldog]

 

[south of heaven]

Southy I feel dumb for asking.. Is this the casting couch?

Indeed it is

 

[DinkumDog]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[Wahesh]

If you can make out what is being said here, you're a legend. The auctioneer was deadset faster than the Simpsons one!