The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

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Why is it whenever you wear a suit, you end up in a situation where you're in a hurry and need to run?

At least thats what happens to me when I wear a suit. Lol

 

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[Howard Moon]

Why is it whenever you wear a suit, you end up in a situation where you're in a hurry and need to run?

At least thats what happens to me when I wear a suit. Lol

too much time wasted putting the damn thing on!!

 

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too much time wasted putting the damn thing on!!

Damn those stupid assholes who fashioned the neck tie!

Oh hang on that was Croatians.
Have you seen what was considered mens fashion before Croatia saved the world with the invention of a tie?

Lets just say all men in Europe back then appeared to be a part of the LGBT movement.

 

[Wahesh]

too much time wasted putting the damn thing on!!

Damn those stupid assholes who fashioned the neck tie!

Oh hang on that was Croatians.
Have you seen what was considered mens fashion before Croatia saved the world with the invention of a tie?

Lets just say all men in Europe back then appeared to be a part of the LGBT movement.

I hate wearing ties. They're damn chokers. That's why I like working for the Government... they're not required. In fact we have people here who wear Polo Shirts that have been provided to them.

I remember years ago I was working for a private company. They had strict dress codes, and this included wearing their poofy silver silk tie. Freaking hated it. The slightest stain on it... bang. It's ruined.

 

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I hate wearing ties. They're damn chokers. That's why I like working for the Government... they're not required. In fact we have people here who wear Polo Shirts that have been provided to them.

I remember years ago I was working for a private company. They had strict dress codes, and this included wearing their poofy silver silk tie. Freaking hated it. The slightest stain on it... bang. It's ruined.

If the tie was never invented this would be classed as mens fashion.

If I had to choose, the necktie does look more appealing.

 

[Wahesh]

If the tie was never invented this would be classed as mens fashion.

If I had to choose, the necktie does look more appealing.

You wouldn't catch me in the dead of dark dressed like that poof!

 

[Howard Moon]

maybe in winter.. bit too warm at the minute

 

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You wouldn't catch me in the dead of dark dressed like that poof!

Men used to dress like women hundreds of years ago.

So glad that has been set right in the last 175 years or however long ago it was?

I seen pictures of my great grandparents.
One from their wedding day.
My great grandfather was dressed well and that much of a boss he refused to smile on his wedding day.

Tbh my great grandfather looked like the kind of man who never smiled?
They all had Charlie Chaplin moes back then.
Even Hitler had one!

 

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[Wahesh]

maybe in winter.. bit too warm at the minute

Nah mate... I'll take one of these to keep me warm in winter.

Oh yeah... and I wouldn't mind the snuggie either

 

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When you get to 50, you'll realize you should of been tapping that Brazilian ass for all you could you fool. Stop letting pride get in the way, beg forgiveness & take as much as you can get, no point dying lonely & counting the missed opportunities

We are back in contact.
She asked me what my plan is for the Melbourne cup?

I am assuming she wants to get dressed up go watch horses run around the track and in it all I'll have to buy her a bottle of wine!

She needs to get it through her head I'm anti-alcohol once more and not be offended because I don't want to drink with her!

I tried explaining last time I was with her but things like language and culture barriers get in the way sometimes I suppose?

 

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Gotta love Slavic humour.

 

[Wahesh]

 

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I hate uber

 

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[Wahesh]

I hate uber

Me too - and I'm a Toyota advocate. So that part isn't on the money! A few of the other ones are though.

 

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Me too - and I'm a Toyota advocate. So that part isn't on the money! A few of the other ones are though.

Holden describes practically every woman in western Sydney.

At least the mount druitt-penrith region.

 

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[Hacky McAxe]

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Ford drivers have 2 penises if you also count the one they sit on