Opinion The coffee snob thread!

[flamebouyant]

Also, mine takes about 10mins to heat the boilers in the morning, not sure if yours has a timer but a smart plug for $30 let’s me schedule it to come on at 5.30am each morning, game changer for me to get up and make a brew first thing.

I havnt properly timed it, but when i first turned it on it was good to go in under 20 mins. But ivebeen to bunnings on my way home today to buy a wifi plug. So yeah, ill turn it on at 5:30 as well.

 

[flamebouyant]

And one last thing, if you want to go next level coffee nerdy, watch some James Hoffman videos on YouTube, I’m obsessed with that guy - fucking legend!

Haha will do mate.

 

[The DoggFather]

Man I have the 70 buck Aldi pod machine and use level 14 pods.

Love it. Probably puts a lot of other machines on show.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

So thats whats wrong with you!

I couldn't even drink it if i wanted too

 

[The DoggFather]

PS Arabic coffee is king.

 

[flamebouyant]

I couldn't even drink it if i wanted too

Your life must suck!!!

 

[flamebouyant]

Man I have the 70 buck Aldi pod machine and use level 14 pods.

Love it. Probably puts a lot of other machines on show.

Pods are easy and convenient, but the coffee is nowhere near as good as real espresso. Plus theres all the waste that goes with it! A grinder, fresh beans, and reusable pods would yield a much better result!

 

[The DoggFather]

Pods are easy and convenient, but the coffee is nowhere near as good as real espresso. Plus theres all the waste that goes with it! A grinder, fresh beans, and reusable pods would yield a much better result!

Not going to argue with that because I can't lol

But for a quick, decent coffee, the Aldi machine does the job well.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Your life must suck!!!

No need to rub it in..

 

[GoTheDoggies]

Go to jobbels

 

[Bazildog]

 

[Wahesh]

This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.

 

[Bazildog]

This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.

Yeah! Get that up ya Uruguayans…Skippy’d to death.

 

[Apex Cedar]

Long black and call it a day

 

[HD and Ink]

I'm gonna insult everyone by saying I love my coffee but I have a Nescafe instant.

I've tried coffee machines.....not the super expensive ones but my biggest gripe is that they don't make a boiling cup. It's lukewarm and then cold when you add milk.

But I plead ignorance on coffee machines.

 

[The DoggFather]

Long black and call it a day

You still talking about coffee? Lol

 

[Bulldog1966]

I'm gonna insult everyone by saying I love my coffee but I have a Nescafe instant.

I've tried coffee machines.....not the super expensive ones but my biggest gripe is that they don't make a boiling cup. It's lukewarm and then cold when you add milk.

But I plead ignorance on coffee machines.

I'm with you mate but each to their own..I did choke a little on the 3800 bucks tho lol
Though you did insult me too a bit Moccona classic 5 is the "go too" instant shit man lol

 

[CQDog]

A wank is my alternative to a coffee. Can’t go a day without it. And its a huge fucking problem…

 

[CQDog]

Are there any throbbing knobs here on the kennel? Do you find it impossible to start your day without a good wank?
I struggle without my morning wank routine, it is vital to the outcome of my day. And having living in my parents basement for a good 10 years of my virgin life, i struggle to comprimise on the quality of my wanks.
My previous method was the spit method. It poured a bloody good shot of white sauce, but was a little slow given i was using my left hand, and I could only bust when using a right hand one at a time, and had to switch between hands and wait for the temperature of the right hand to cool down.
Recently the spit method towards my dick clapped out, and i decided to bite the bullet and buy a really good set of lotion. So i am now a proud owner of a Barkley Basics Hand Cream Lotion. Its fucking amazing!!! Dual cream with two hand control. I can finally use both hands, while the Knob perfectly regulates temp throughout the machine to produce. Plus its sexy as hell!!

 

[The DoggFather]

Are there any throbbing knobs here on the kennel? Do you find it impossible to start your day without a good wank?
I struggle without my morning wank routine, it is vital to the outcome of my day. And having living in my parents basement for a good 10 years of my virgin life, i struggle to comprimise on the quality of my wanks.
My previous method was the spit method. It poured a bloody good shot of white sauce, but was a little slow given i was using my left hand, and I could only bust when using a right hand one at a time, and had to switch between hands and wait for the temperature of the right hand to cool down.
Recently the spit method towards my dick clapped out, and i decided to bite the bullet and buy a really good set of lotion. So i am now a proud owner of a Barkley Basics Hand Cream Lotion. Its fucking amazing!!! Dual cream with two hand control. I can finally use both hands, while the Knob perfectly regulates temp throughout the machine to produce. Plus its sexy as hell!!

Bro this sound like a late night infomercial lol