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People think Donald Trump is the Antichrist – and he’s bringing the apocalypse

Ashitha Nagesh for Metro.co.uk

Thursday 10 Nov 2016 1:22 pm
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put together some (surprisingly convincing) evidence.

The, erm, theorist writes in quite some detail about how Trump is the ‘biblically-foretold harbinger of the Apocalypse’.

Trump attacks freedom of speech just a day after winning the election
‘According to the Bible, the Antichrist will be a charismatic celebrity, a “big talker” and a “smooth talker”,’ they write. ‘He will convince people that he alone has the solution to every problem. He will claim to be a dealmaker and a master negotiator.

‘He will claim to know how to defend Israel and to create lasting peace in the Middle East. He will be an intimidator and a militant lover of power. He will exalt and magnify himself and claim to be the “only Savior”. He will deceive the masses, and even the very elect.

‘Sound like anyone you know?’

The post then goes on to list all the connections Trump has to the number 666, the sign of the Devil. Here are a few of our favourites.

One of Trump’s buildings is at 666 Fifth Avenue
‘The Trump family bought the most expensive single building ever purchased in the United States, at 666 Fifth Avenue, a street symbolic of money (Mammon), hubris (arrogance) and excess (greed).’

This building cost him $1.8billion
‘And 18 = 3 x 6 = 666.’

Trump’s new building – and its height
‘The Trump family is also in the process of building a $666million tower at One Journal Square. According to multiple reports the height will be 666ft.’

Even Trump Tower is Satanic
‘Another Trump Fifth Avenue property, the famous Trump Tower, is 203 meters tall according to multiple reports. And 203m = 666ft. Donald Trump lives there in gold-plated opulence on the 66th floor!’

And 2016 is officially the year from Hell
‘The 2016 election is “all Trump all the time” and 2016 = 666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6.’ (They’re actually right, we checked.)

The author of this marvellous theory goes on to list Trump’s flaws and scandals, under the subheading: ‘What would Jesus do?’

‘Jesus Christ would not have been deceived by a man like Trump,’ he concludes. ‘I cannot imagine Jesus voting for Trump.’

Can’t really argue with that.



Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/10/peopl...ringing-the-apocalypse-6249004/#ixzz4Pgong9Uu
 

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"I cannot imagine Jesus voting for Trump" :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
 

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Interesting, they only had to change the truth a few times. Some examples are:

"One of Trump’s buildings is at 666 Fifth Avenue"

Nope. The Kushner's own 666 Fifth Avenue. It was a joint purchase between Kushner and Trump's son using his own money. Donald Trump has no stake in it and his son doesn't even have that much of a share in it.

"the famous Trump Tower, is 203 meters tall according to multiple reports"

Nope. The Trump Tower is 202 metres tall. Or 662.73 feet.

But it is still an entertaining article, even if it's completely false.
 

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i really hate all these number matching things

for example if the rodzilla has 666 pubic hairs it doesnt mean that im the devil
 

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i really hate all these number matching things

for example if the rodzilla has 666 pubic hairs it doesnt mean that im the devil
It does mean you've counted them..and that's devilish behaviour. Lol!
 

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I was waiting for this.....

Every powerful politician and every pope has been labelled the Antichrist.

I love my conspiracy theories but fuck me dead you tin foil hat wearing, 40 year old virgin **** rashes.
 

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I was waiting for this.....

Every powerful politician and every pope has been labelled the Antichrist.

I love my conspiracy theories but fuck me dead you tin foil hat wearing, 40 year old virgin **** rashes.
Yes!!!! So true!!!
 

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I always thought the anti christ was Kyle from south park
 
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