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1. At the cinema which arm rest is yours, Right, Left, Both?

2. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

3. Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

4. Can you cry under water?

5. Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

6. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

7. Pet bird or fish?

8. Who was your childhood crush?

9. What was your first job?

10. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

 
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1. At the cinema which arm rest is yours, Right, Left, Both?
BOTH, BITCH!

2. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
No. They can wait until they turn 18.

3. Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
You are an idiot if you need to look up this word while using a dictionary.

4. Can you cry under water?
Yes, but tears will not come out.

5. Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
You wake up. DUH. You can't open your eyes before waking up.

6. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Because. Just Because.

7. Pet bird or fish?
Fish. They're more exciting to watch.

8. Who was your childhood crush?
Amy Jo Johnson :hearteyes::hearteyes::hearteyes:

9. What was your first job?
I used to deliver flyers for Salmat. Not a bad job. Far from the best though. Glad I only did it for 6 weeks.

10. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Become and invisible flyer. How about that!
 
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1. At the cinema which arm rest is yours, Right, Left, Both?

Both

2. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

In society? No. In my opinion? Yes. Removing the rating system altogether. Let the children suffer through the nightmares to toughen them up for reality

3. Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Yes. But they don't have the word "gullible" in the dictionary

4. Can you cry under water?

Yes



5. Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

Wake up most of the time. Unless you have sleep paralysis in which case you open your eyes while part of the brain is still asleep. Freaky as all fuck

6. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

What do you mean? That is how it's pronounced

7. Pet bird or fish?

Bird. It's easier to leave the cage open and forget about it

8. Who was your childhood crush?

Pretty much any woman on TV

9. What was your first job?

Waste researcher. I looked through people's trash to find out what they threw out. You want to know what people throw out? Nappies. So many nappies

10. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

Too many to choose. Probably super speed, but flight would be cool too, and telekinesis
 
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1. At the cinema which arm rest is yours, Right, Left, Both?
Purple

2. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Only before 730pm

3. Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Only on Tuesdays

4. Can you cry under water? Only if your cutting onions

5. Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Penis first to rise
6. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Because 789
7. Pet bird or fish?
None both ***** ...
8. Who was your childhood crush?
Rolf Harris
9. What was your first job?
neurosurgeon
10. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Russia
 
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south of heaven said:
1. At the cinema which arm rest is yours, Right, Left, Both?
Purple

2. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Only before 730pm

3. Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Only on Tuesdays

4. Can you cry under water? Only if your cutting onions

5. Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Penis first to rise
6. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Because 789
7. Pet bird or fish?
None both ***** ...
8. Who was your childhood crush?
Rolf Harris
9. What was your first job?
neurosurgeon
10. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Russia
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You have no idea how much I want to meet you and have a few beers
 
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south of heaven said:
1. At the cinema which arm rest is yours, Right, Left, Both?
Purple

2. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Only before 730pm

3. Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Only on Tuesdays

4. Can you cry under water? Only if your cutting onions

5. Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Penis first to rise
6. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Because 789
7. Pet bird or fish?
None both ***** ...
8. Who was your childhood crush?
Rolf Harris
9. What was your first job?
neurosurgeon
10. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Russia
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Southy you are one funny bastard..I’m laughing so much I’m spasming out of my skin..I told mum to throw me and some washing in the bath and I’ll do a wash cycle!:tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
 
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1. At the cinema which arm rest is yours, Right, Left, Both?
Sometimes left, sometimes right, sometimes both, sometimes none.

2. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
They see it in pre screening before it gets a rating, so YES.

3. Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Yes - https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/dictionary

4. Can you cry under water?
Yep. Just because your underwater doesn't mean your tear ducts close up.

5. Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
As your brain wakes up in reverse REM stages of sleep, technically the ability to open your eyes happens at a rem stage prior to the first sleep stage. So eyes first is possible.

6. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Same reason any other number above 9 isn't pronounced in single digits.

7. Pet bird or fish?
What if my pet bird ate a fish, what would I classify that answer as?

8. Who was your childhood crush?
The girl from the band Hanson.
Melissa Joan Hart
That girl from Alex Mac.

9. What was your first job?
Without a doubt first job was: HAND

10. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Ability to spawn any other superpower.
 
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I can't even answer after Southy's reply lol
 
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1. At the cinema which arm rest is yours, Right, Left, Both?
The trick is to flip three arm rests up and use a fourth as a headrest on your couch.

2. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
X rated is the new G.

3. Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Only in those written in English.

4. Can you cry under water?
Generally crying elevates the rate at which you breath, so yes, but not for very long.

5. Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
I try not to open my eyes for half hour after waking up.

6. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
It all comes down to Bilbo baggins eleventy first birthday in Lord of the rings. It wouldn't have the cool ring to it if they said onety one onst birthday.

7. Pet bird or fish?
If you have a parrot fish you can check both boxes.

8. Who was your childhood crush?
Sheera from the he man cartoons.

9. What was your first job?
I tried really hard to get sacked from keeping my room tidy for pocket money. Sadly since i was still paid for not doing any cleaning it left me with a warped sense of what a clean house is.

10. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
I'd like to be able to play any wind instrument through the power of flatulence.
 
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