Stevie Wonder

[Rodzilla]

is it possible that he isnt blind and that he has been faking it all this time?

lol he does seem to catch the microphone ffs, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebts1FMCgb4 this is an old video so sorry if there has been a discussion about it and im late

also why would a blind person look into the camera to see what he is taking, and how would he know how to operate a camera if he hasnt seen people do it

 

[Mitch Connor]

****.

 

[Bad Billy]

Lying motherf@cker !!
We should poke his eyes out.

 

[Boxer]

Lol when you lose one of you senses the other get stronger.
he heard the microphone falling.

 

[Rodzilla]

how about this from a few days ago ffs

https://vine.co/v/ivAEXAzT2Qn

also why does he get courtside nba seats tbh, thats some major money for somebody who cant appreciate the view, maybe he wants to act like a sighted person but maybe he wants to see the game

 

[south of heaven]

That shit aint funny, that's terrible man that's terrible. Stevie wonder is a musical genius

 

[Mr 95%]

What's the definition of endless love? Stevie Wonder and the late great Ray Charles playing tennis! Lol!

 

[Rodzilla]

That shit aint funny, that's terrible man that's terrible. Stevie wonder is a musical genius

he also has had 9 children with 5 different women, maybe women are universally annoying and you need to move on after a while especially if you can only hear them but he usually replaces the women with someone younger and more attractive, my theory is he is looking at the women (actually i stole that theory but i agree with it)

 

[Rodzilla]

ok final piece of evidence, why does stevie wonder wear a watch?

hmm but then again if he was acting blind then why would he wear a watch?, ffs this is confusing me

 

[Wolfmother]

Q What did Steve wonder say when he walked past the fish shop?

A 'Good evening ladies'

 

[The DoggFather]

That shit aint funny, that's terrible man that's terrible. Stevie wonder is a musical genius

Ha ha very funny mother****er!

 

[south of heaven]

Ha ha very funny mother****er!

Dont ever let me catch you doing that again motherfukker

 

[Wolfmother]

I never thought he was faking it but now that you mention it . I think you're right .

He wears dark glasses so he can still look around whilst appearing blind and positioning his head deliberately at 22.5 degree angle to the speaker whilst still being able to see them peripherally ..

Saying your blind is just like saying you have back pain or a headache as its not obvious to the public.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

"And personally, the piano and the singin' and all that, I told you how I feel about singin' man, I ain't impressed. You wanna impress me, take the wheel for a while, motherf&*!"

 

[Wolfmother]

"And personally, the piano and the singin' and all that, I told you how I feel about singin' man, I ain't impressed. You wanna impress me, take the wheel for a while, motherf&*!"

If he could do that and entertainment tonight reported it I'd believe it..

 

[Mr 95%]

he also has had 9 children with 5 different women, maybe women are universally annoying and you need to move on after a while especially if you can only hear them but he usually replaces the women with someone younger and more attractive, my theory is he is looking at the women (actually i stole that theory but i agree with it)

Dont they say love is blind?

 

[The DoggFather]

"And personally, the piano and the singin' and all that, I told you how I feel about singin' man, I ain't impressed. You wanna impress me, take the wheel for a while, motherf&*!"

Fkn lol

 

[The DoggFather]

If he could do that and entertainment tonight reported it I'd believe it..

We are doing lines from Eddie Murphy's Delirious (or is it Raw?)

 

[Lady Emerald]

Its a conspiracy! Stick this in the conspiracy thread

 

[Rodzilla]

Its a conspiracy! Stick this in the conspiracy thread

actually i think its only him lying about it, so its whatever the 1 person version of conspiracy is called