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Coming soon to a town or city near you: ‘Slutburgers’.
HERE is a story that will infuriate feminists, nutritionists and quite likely a whole bunch of other “ists”. Burger lovers, however, will rejoice. American burger chain Carls Jr is coming to Australia and may well bring with it the “slutburger”. The slutburger is not some kind of sleazy meat sandwich, but a term for the genre of ads Carls Jr has used for many years now to sell its burgers. Basically, Carls uses sex to sell. Women from Kim Kardashian to Paris Hilton to Heidi Klum and many more have been roped in to make its uniquely calorific fast food raunchy. Paris Hilton washes a car with a burger while having an orgasm. Or something.
(AP Photo/W Paris Hilton washes a car with a burger while having an orgasm. Or something. As the videos show, the ads are basically soft porn. These burgerlicious babes do everything but orgasm on camera as they enjoy their Carls Jr tasty treats. Sauce drips. Juice spills. Bodies writhe. Would you like sighs with that? There is no word at this stage if Carls will unleash a similarly saucy campaign when its Australian conquest peaks. Carl's Jr: Big sausage breakfast burger Carl's Jr presents their all new big sausage breakfast burger in this ad that was considered too hot for television. What we do know, as breathlessly reported by Business Insider today, is that they’ll tiptoe seductively into the Australian market rather than bolt stark naked down the main streets of our cities. The first outlet is planned for the NSW Central Coast, which just happens to be the one of the most obese areas in regional Australia, with 66 per cent of the population classified as overweight or obese according to a Federal Government report in 2013. It is highly unlikely that the following item, plucked at random from the Carls Jr menu, will alleviate that issue.
This delightful snack from the Carls Jr menu appears to feature deep fried everything and This delightful snack from the Carls Jr menu appears to feature deep fried everything and several hundred strips of crispy porkfat. Heart attack not included. Source: NewsComAu
This brekky burrito ain’t exactly lite cuisine either. It’s a delicious mix of both gooey and crunchy cholesterol-laden goodness. It’s a delicious mix of both gooey and crunchy cholesterol-laden goodness. Source: NewsComAu Down the track, Carls Jr will target our major cities, where early feelers for franchises have already been put out.
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fo...r-chain-carls-jr/story-fneuz8wn-1226872320443
HERE is a story that will infuriate feminists, nutritionists and quite likely a whole bunch of other “ists”. Burger lovers, however, will rejoice. American burger chain Carls Jr is coming to Australia and may well bring with it the “slutburger”. The slutburger is not some kind of sleazy meat sandwich, but a term for the genre of ads Carls Jr has used for many years now to sell its burgers. Basically, Carls uses sex to sell. Women from Kim Kardashian to Paris Hilton to Heidi Klum and many more have been roped in to make its uniquely calorific fast food raunchy. Paris Hilton washes a car with a burger while having an orgasm. Or something.
(AP Photo/W Paris Hilton washes a car with a burger while having an orgasm. Or something. As the videos show, the ads are basically soft porn. These burgerlicious babes do everything but orgasm on camera as they enjoy their Carls Jr tasty treats. Sauce drips. Juice spills. Bodies writhe. Would you like sighs with that? There is no word at this stage if Carls will unleash a similarly saucy campaign when its Australian conquest peaks. Carl's Jr: Big sausage breakfast burger Carl's Jr presents their all new big sausage breakfast burger in this ad that was considered too hot for television. What we do know, as breathlessly reported by Business Insider today, is that they’ll tiptoe seductively into the Australian market rather than bolt stark naked down the main streets of our cities. The first outlet is planned for the NSW Central Coast, which just happens to be the one of the most obese areas in regional Australia, with 66 per cent of the population classified as overweight or obese according to a Federal Government report in 2013. It is highly unlikely that the following item, plucked at random from the Carls Jr menu, will alleviate that issue.
This delightful snack from the Carls Jr menu appears to feature deep fried everything and This delightful snack from the Carls Jr menu appears to feature deep fried everything and several hundred strips of crispy porkfat. Heart attack not included. Source: NewsComAu
This brekky burrito ain’t exactly lite cuisine either. It’s a delicious mix of both gooey and crunchy cholesterol-laden goodness. It’s a delicious mix of both gooey and crunchy cholesterol-laden goodness. Source: NewsComAu Down the track, Carls Jr will target our major cities, where early feelers for franchises have already been put out.
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fo...r-chain-carls-jr/story-fneuz8wn-1226872320443
