Settle an Argument

[K E]

I take my phone into the can. I have my usual websites I browse when I'm in there (nothing sexual, because you don't shit where you eat).

The missus says it's "disgusting" but I don't see anything wrong with it. I don't wipe with my phone, FFS.

What say you? Is it "disgusting"?

 

[Dawain87]

 

[Hacky McAxe]

My Mrs complains when I do it but then I point out to her that you come in contact with more bacteria in the open world that you do in a toilet.

Honestly if you put your phone away before you wipe and pull it out after you wash you hands then there's no issue.

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

No problem whatsoever. If you put it back in your pocket before you wipe, then obviously wash your hands afterwards, so its all sweet.

And if she still doesn't see your side of things, then perhaps you should re-evaluate your marriage lol

 

[Memberberries]

I never use my phone on the shitter.
I don't even use it much for internet.

The only time I use my phone for internet is at work.

Even when I'm on a train or bus, I'm one of the rare ones who doesn't get caught up and distracted by my phone!

If I was rich enough I'd probably have to buy a new phone at least once a week, as I can lose my shit Russell Crowe style!

 

[Canis Maximus]

Ha ha - you guys are killing me.

I recently read somewhere that there are more bacteria on a mobile phone per square inch than on a toilet seat. It went on to say its because you sanitize your toilet seats more often than your phone.
So now you can all wipe down your phone weekly with dettol wipes

 

[DoggiesBoy]

It's totally fine. Just don't drop the fucking phone.

 

[south of heaven]

When i take my phone into the bathroom im usually not shitting

 

[Memberberries]

When i take my phone into the bathroom im usually not shitting

This post deserves both an agree and funny at the same time.

 

[K E]

When i take my phone into the bathroom im usually not shitting

You're throwing up. Certain material must make you very sick....

 

[K E]

This post deserves both an agree and funny at the same time.

I'll funny it, you agree with it.

 

[Memberberries]

You're throwing up. Certain material must make you very sick....

Ectoplasm.....yes Ectoplasm from a big,spooky,scary ghost!

 

[Moedogg]

Phones just replaced magazines and books.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

It's totally fine. Just don't drop the fucking phone.

Did that once. Dick too big though so it stopped it from falling in.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Obviously I'm kidding.

When your dick is as big as mine you can't sit down to shit. You have to do an Indian hover over the bowl

 

[Blue_boost]

Whilst it's not clean it's still your personal device. Noone else uses it..

Brings me to another point... Who would buy a refurbished phone, imagine where it's been?

Then you hold it up to your face lol

https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiRHg3dpYEE&ved=2ahUKEwjWp_-FzergAhXbfX0KHcYZAE0QjjgwAHoECAUQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3FIP0wD8VIMteu4AjbTKje&cshid=1551775191825

 

[Realist90]

Either of these two are great impenetrable comebacks.

example 1;
Wifey: that’s disgusting all you men are filthy.
KE: your mom gay.

example 2;
Wifey: that’s disgusting all you men are disgusting sexists.
KE: no you.

On a serious note, females are just jealous that men can chuck a shit and it’s normal but females can’t chcuck shits coz that would be fkn disgusting.

 

[Bob dog]

Used to like reading 'Dirt Bike' on the shitter, this sounds like a modern version, helps you relax, just wipe the phone when yor finished.

 

[K E]

Did that once. Dick too big though so it stopped it from falling in.

Speaking of, ever taken a dump in a toilet in the US?

FMD...

 

[Howard Moon]

toilet time used to be Candy Crush time for me