News Samsung scraps galaxy fold launch

[Hacky McAxe]

Penises are not good healers.
I got the edge of mine pinched under a block of steel I was flipping over, on a bench. Took months to heal.

... And that's why hot women shouldn't be allowed on construction sites.

 

[Realist90]

Samsung Gay fanboys: fold will destroy Apple

Also gay Samsung fanboys: At least it’s innovative and “creative”.

 

[The DoggFather]

The fuck do you want to fold a phone for?

 

[Realist90]

The fuck do you want to fold a phone for?

Coz gay. Don’t people fold their bobs veganas and penises these Days?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Samsung Gay fanboys: fold will destroy Apple

Also gay Samsung fanboys: At least it’s innovative and “creative”.

Reminder. The creator of Apple was gay.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Coz gay. Don’t people fold their bobs veganas and penises these Days?

I've been folding my penis since I hit puberty. How else am I going to stop it from scraping on the ground.

 

[Realist90]

I've been folding my penis since I hit puberty. How else am I going to stop it from scraping on the ground.

Stop turning my beautifully engineered insults into a “positive” compliment yougay.

 

[Realist90]

Reminder. The creator of Apple was gay.

I just remember him being Syrian with children. Is this another revisionists Tory of a famous person who was apparently gay to appease the lgbti just like they like to say Leonardo da Vinci got shit on his pee pee

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Stop turning my beautifully engineered insults into a “positive” compliment yougay.

You're the one talking about penis

 

[Realist90]

You're the one talking about penis

Context matters ffs!!!!!!

 

[Realist90]

Absolutely no one:

Jk Rowling: Steve jobs had an incredibly intense homosexual relationship with an apple.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I just remember him being Syrian with children. Is this another revisionists Tory of a famous person who was apparently gay to appease the lgbti just like they like to say Leonardo da Vinci got shit on his pee pee

Nah, it's an old joke. Tim Cook (the current CEO of Apple) came out as gay. When Tim Cook became CEO he always talked about how he worked directly under Steve Jobs.... Geddit?

 

[Realist90]

Nah, it's an old joke. Tim Cook (the current CEO of Apple) came out as gay. When Tim Cook became CEO he always talked about how he worked directly under Steve Jobs.... Geddit?

Anticipating lgbti warriors: omg if they’re gay they’ll be the bestest people in the word.

Jk Rowling: Steve jobs and Tim Cook has an intense homosexual relationship.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/j-k-rowling-reveals-that-you-the-reader-were-gay-all-along/

 

[Realist90]

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/j-k-rowling-reveals-that-you-the-reader-were-gay-all-along/

It’s funny coz we actually have come
To a point in society that if someone is gay they’re automatically brave strong and a really really great person lol.
Dumbledore never needed to be fkn gay ffs. I mean you all make ya priest references you telling me you don’t get pedophilia vibes every time that old fuck looks at Harry now and smiles?
Oh and remember hermionie was black all along

 

[Hacky McAxe]

It’s funny coz we actually have come
To a point in society that if someone is gay they’re automatically brave strong and a really really great person lol.
Dumbledore never needed to be fkn gay ffs. I mean you all make ya priest references you telling me you don’t get pedophilia vibes every time that old fuck looks at Harry now and smiles?
Oh and remember hermionie was black all along

The latest one is Harry Potter being bisexual. She just doesn't give a fuck any more.

 

[Wahesh]

Samsung have come out with some great ideas in the past. What about the tv truck? Drivers in vehicles behind the truck can see what's going on up ahead without having their view completely obscured!