This bloke is going to be on 60 Minutes by Sunday saying Dogs fans held knives to his throat and bashed his children..
His story is getting more elaborate with each media outlet he runs to.
Defiant Canberra celebrity supporter Simon Tayoun has vowed to return to Belmore Sports Ground next season - even though he admits fearing for his life as he was attacked by Bulldogs fans on Sunday.
Tayoun - born and raised in war-torn Lebanon - says he has never experienced the fear he felt as a group of Canterbury supporters allegedly hit him, pushed him to the ground and abused him after Sunday's game.
"They did that to me after they won - had they lost, I think they may have killed me," Tayoun, aged 59, told Wide World of Sports.
"It was vicious and when I begged for help, others just egged them on and filmed it with their phones… it was horrible."
Tayoun is a legend in Canberra, wearing a Raiders helmet with horns and beating his drum to the trademark Viking clap at home and away games.
"I have barely missed a game in 35 years and have copped some abuse now and then but this was a whole new level," he said.
"They hit my helmet with sticks, one pushed me to the ground from behind, there were kids swearing at me right in front of their parents who did nothing - there was no respect.
"There was no security and it could have got a lot worse - I guess I was lucky they were in a good mood because they won.
"But they won't break me - then they win. I will be back next season cheering on my Raiders.
"Several of the players - including Hudson Young and Josh Papali'i - messaged me to see if I was OK… even fans from other clubs sent messages of support.
"I got a call from (Bulldogs chief executive) Aaron Warburton apologising for the incident so that all made me feel a little better."