Not even jack is going to dull the pain of watching this one
Here’s my tip mate. Put a nice big marbled steak on the barbie. Call a mate with Jamaican connections to sort a splif. Open a bottle of really good whiskey and pour yourself a 3-4 finger drink.
30 mins before kick off, smoke the splif, skull the whiskey, take the steak of the bbq to rest for 15 mins and get all condiments ready with some nice fresh bread and butter in a comfy spot near the telly. Grab a stubby or long neck of your favourite beer, log into the kennel on your laptop or phone and enjoy your steak.
By the time the game starts, you will be happily satisfied hunger wise, off your chops and half cut so the game should be bearable and the game day thread hilarious..
Your welcome.