What do you call a sad dog that's made of fruit? Melon Collie.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 May 31, 2023 #2,661 What do you call a sad dog that's made of fruit? Melon Collie.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 May 31, 2023 #2,662 A police officer just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous, because my dogs don’t even own bikes.
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous, because my dogs don’t even own bikes.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 1, 2023 #2,663
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 1, 2023 #2,664
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 1, 2023 #2,665 If a bra is an "over the shoulder boulder holder". Does that make a jock strap an “under the butt, nut hut?”
If a bra is an "over the shoulder boulder holder". Does that make a jock strap an “under the butt, nut hut?”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 1, 2023 #2,666 The mayor in my city just passed a law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week. Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate.
The mayor in my city just passed a law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week. Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate.
GoblinSlayer Kennel Participant Joined Nov 27, 2021 Messages 213 Reaction score 1,403 Jun 1, 2023 #2,667
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 2, 2023 #2,668 I'm so terrified of asking my wife to clean up after cooking breakfast that... I've been walking on eggshells all day long!
I'm so terrified of asking my wife to clean up after cooking breakfast that... I've been walking on eggshells all day long!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 2, 2023 #2,669 I never understood why a set of false teeth is called "dentures". They really missed an opportunity to call it "substitooths".
I never understood why a set of false teeth is called "dentures". They really missed an opportunity to call it "substitooths".
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 2, 2023 #2,670 Did you know that if your dog is running a fever, you’re supposed to give them ketchup? Apparently it’s perfect for fixing a hot dog!
Did you know that if your dog is running a fever, you’re supposed to give them ketchup? Apparently it’s perfect for fixing a hot dog!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 2, 2023 #2,671 I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth." That meant the world to me.
I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth." That meant the world to me.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 2, 2023 #2,672 What do you call someone who only believes in 12.5% of the bible? An eighth-theist.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 3, 2023 #2,673
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 3, 2023 #2,674 I can’t understand why my calculator just stopped working. It just doesn’t add up.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 3, 2023 #2,675 Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement? He's finding it hard to deal with.
Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement? He's finding it hard to deal with.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 3, 2023 #2,676 You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose. But it's snot.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 3, 2023 #2,677 What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 3, 2023 #2,678 Never fall in love with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 3, 2023 #2,679 A guy tried to tell me about a tool that makes holes in hard materials, but I stopped him. I know the drill.
A guy tried to tell me about a tool that makes holes in hard materials, but I stopped him. I know the drill.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,319 Reaction score 99,330 Jun 3, 2023 #2,680 Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana? It was the pot calling the cattle back.