I just quit my job at the helium factory. I won't be spoken to in that tone.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 24, 2024 #5,441 I just quit my job at the helium factory. I won't be spoken to in that tone.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 24, 2024 #5,442 I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig. It's not a long poem, but it's deep.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 24, 2024 #5,443 I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes... It's only a draft at the moment.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 24, 2024 #5,444 People are pretty excited about the huge sale at the natural rocks and minerals store. It was a pretty big ore deal.
People are pretty excited about the huge sale at the natural rocks and minerals store. It was a pretty big ore deal.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 24, 2024 #5,445 Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas, or he could just hit me over the head with a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas, or he could just hit me over the head with a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 24, 2024 #5,446 Recently took up knitting. I'm not great at it yet, but I'm sew-sew.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 24, 2024 #5,447 Gene Simmons has an ancestor who was a warrior in Ancient Greece. His name was Sparta KISS.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 24, 2024 #5,448 It's not really fair to compare an iPhone to an Android. It's not an Apples to Apples comparison.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 24, 2024 #5,449 I wanted to throw an Earth Day party but I forgot to planet.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 24, 2024 #5,450 One day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road and walked into a bar. That's when I realised my whole life was a joke.
One day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road and walked into a bar. That's when I realised my whole life was a joke.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 25, 2024 #5,451 Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need.. ... to let that mango.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 25, 2024 #5,452 My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 25, 2024 #5,453 Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. For example, right now you're thinking: "It's psychic, you idiot."
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. For example, right now you're thinking: "It's psychic, you idiot."
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 25, 2024 #5,454 I don’t know how to explain it, but the food you eat when you were hoping to eat something else instead tastes even worse.
I don’t know how to explain it, but the food you eat when you were hoping to eat something else instead tastes even worse.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 25, 2024 #5,455 I was gonna share a joke about a hotel but I have my reservations.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 25, 2024 #5,456 Why do you never see a portrait of a gardener? Because they prefer it to be taken in landscape.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 25, 2024 #5,457 To the guy who stole my anti-depressants: I hope you're happy now.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 25, 2024 #5,458 What do you call a cargo ship that only carries fruit? An apple freighter.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 25, 2024 #5,459 I tried explaining the definition of a palindrome to my wife. But I got it all backwards.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,152 Apr 26, 2024 #5,460 What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion? Claude.