Did you know that Stephen King has a son? His name is Joe. I’m not joking.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 15, 2023 #2,161 Did you know that Stephen King has a son? His name is Joe. I’m not joking.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 15, 2023 #2,162 My wife left a note on the fridge saying: "This isn't working. I'm leaving." What a lie! I opened the fridge door and it's working fine.
My wife left a note on the fridge saying: "This isn't working. I'm leaving." What a lie! I opened the fridge door and it's working fine.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 15, 2023 #2,163 Sometimes I wake up grumpy. But other times I let her sleep in.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 15, 2023 #2,164 Don't worry about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
Don't worry about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 17, 2023 #2,165 I'm not a fan of elevator music. It's bad on so many levels.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 17, 2023 #2,166 What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts? Amy.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 17, 2023 #2,167 My wife left me because of my gambling addiction. But I know I can win her back
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 19, 2023 #2,168 My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?” I said, “Where did that come from?”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 19, 2023 #2,169 My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis. I replied, "That's 15 love."
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis. I replied, "That's 15 love."
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 19, 2023 #2,170 My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said, "No, I didn't even know he could.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 19, 2023 #2,171 I asked my Chinese friend what it's like to live in China. He says he can't complain.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 19, 2023 #2,172 This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop. I must have a chess infection.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 19, 2023 #2,173 People call me self centered. But that's enough about them.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 19, 2023 #2,174 As I looked at my naked body in the mirror… I realised that I was going to get kicked out of IKEA.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 19, 2023 #2,175
Mr 95% Kennel Immortal Gilded Joined Apr 13, 2013 Messages 22,534 Reaction score 23,622 Feb 20, 2023 #2,176 What the hell I’m calling it @Bulldog Wrestler ..I love all your jokes brother!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 20, 2023 #2,177 I started a nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop......and nobody came.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 23, 2023 #2,178 What do you call a made up colour? A pigment of your imagination.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 23, 2023 #2,179 Why did the chicken go to the gym? To work on his pecks.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,338 Reaction score 99,330 Feb 23, 2023 #2,180 I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159. Then it just CLIX.