What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 5, 2023 #2,121 What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 5, 2023 #2,122 How do you make a bed in winter? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 5, 2023 #2,123 I saw a programme about how pickles are prepared. It was jarring.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 5, 2023 #2,124 Disappointed to fail my psychic exam. Didn't see that coming.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 6, 2023 #2,125 I asked a girl for a date and she said I had a face like the back of a boat. I didn't reply, but I gave her a stern look.
I asked a girl for a date and she said I had a face like the back of a boat. I didn't reply, but I gave her a stern look.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 6, 2023 #2,126 I’m giving away racing geese for free. You can come over if you wanna have a gander.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 6, 2023 #2,127 Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful... But that's how Julius Caesar.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 6, 2023 #2,128 I went to the doctors and he said: “Don’t eat anything fatty.” I said: “What like burgers?” He said: “No fatty, just don’t eat anything.”
I went to the doctors and he said: “Don’t eat anything fatty.” I said: “What like burgers?” He said: “No fatty, just don’t eat anything.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 6, 2023 #2,129 My wife and I were stuck in traffic. Frustrated, I looked at her and said: “I’m turning round.” She replied: “I know - stop eating so many burgers.”
My wife and I were stuck in traffic. Frustrated, I looked at her and said: “I’m turning round.” She replied: “I know - stop eating so many burgers.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 6, 2023 #2,130 l asked my phone: “Siri, why am I so bad with women?” She said: “I'm Alexa you moron.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 7, 2023 #2,131 My wife won't talk to me - not sure why. She just asked me what the female equivalent of the 'mancave' is. And I told her it's called the kitchen.
My wife won't talk to me - not sure why. She just asked me what the female equivalent of the 'mancave' is. And I told her it's called the kitchen.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 7, 2023 #2,132 When I was a kid. I wanted to play the guitar really badly. And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly.
When I was a kid. I wanted to play the guitar really badly. And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 7, 2023 #2,133 Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A tiny part of me says yes.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 7, 2023 #2,134 A man walked into a seafood restaurant and asked for a lobster tail. The waitress smiled sweetly and said - "Once upon a time, there was this handsome lobster…”
A man walked into a seafood restaurant and asked for a lobster tail. The waitress smiled sweetly and said - "Once upon a time, there was this handsome lobster…”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 7, 2023 #2,135 My wife wanted to brighten up the garden. So I planted some bulbs.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 7, 2023 #2,136
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 9, 2023 #2,137 Big Moron and Little Moron were on a bridge. Big Moron fell off, but the other didn’t because…he was a little more on.
Big Moron and Little Moron were on a bridge. Big Moron fell off, but the other didn’t because…he was a little more on.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 9, 2023 #2,138 What colour is the wind? Blew.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 9, 2023 #2,139 Today, I saw someone waving and I wasn't sure whether they were waving at me or at someone behind me. In other news, I was fired from my lifeguard job.
Today, I saw someone waving and I wasn't sure whether they were waving at me or at someone behind me. In other news, I was fired from my lifeguard job.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 21,181 Reaction score 52,444 Feb 9, 2023 #2,140 Just saw a real idiot at the gym. He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.