Questions for Des

[Bluebody]

Can we consolidate our best questions for Des?

Here are questions I would want answers to: -

Are you disappointed that key spine players have not developed and gelled in their roles? Like Lichaa and Mbye?
How did you try to get Kasino disciplined so he can realise more of his potential and play more minutes? And why do you think it failed?
How do you address poor discipline from individual players?
What skills training and mentoring have been applied to help Mbye develop his game and why do you think he is not responding?
Why is our kicking game consistently poor? What is the repeat set statistics for our club compared to the rest of the competition?
What are the top 5 things you are doing differently to change the lack lustre performances of the team?
Have you lost confidence in this year being a finals year for us? What reasons are you using to maintain your confidence?
Do you think attitude is contributing to incompetence for many of the players?

What questions would you ask? And can members of the kennel take the best questions that represent our core concerns for the past couple of years to that meeting?

 

[Boxer]

Questions to ask des hmmmmm........
What is your dogs name.

 

[top-dog]

Hi des can u explain why u are playing like donkeys and not like doggies .

 

[Bluebody]

Hi des can u explain why u are playing like donkeys and not like doggies .

Breaking News - Name change imminent as the Bulldogs are set to change their name to the Canterbury Donkeys.

 

[top-dog]

Breaking News - Name change imminent as the Bulldogs are set to change their name to the Canterbury Donkeys.

Honestly u think like me I have been calling them the Canterbury donkeys ever since des too over .

 

[Alexander the Great]

Des can suck me off at the station please suck me dick so hard.. and ill say yei yei

 

[Kila R Ralai]

Why are you a knob???

 

[EXPLORER]

Ask him what has he done to improve the dogs during his time at Canterbury

Then ask him to assess what flano has done at the sharks in that time

And remind him of the position both dogs and sharks were in during the 2012 season

And where both clubs are at now

And then ask him if he has been worth his salary

Then ask dib why he resigned Des

 

[FaceBreaker]

The only question that needs to be asked is when he plans to fuck off from this club.

 

[GDR]

At what point will you be man enough to admit that you were wrong and actually make changes..

 

[EXPLORER]

At what point will you be man enough to admit that you were wrong and actually make changes..

Perfect question

 

[Dogs1938]

The only question that needs to be asked is when he plans to fuck off from this club.

A guy on professors second year syndrome asked James Graham what are they doing for des's farewell and graham went red and didn't know what to say haha

 

[Dogs1938]

Ask him, Did you only resign with the club just to keep the Kia cars rolling in your driveway?

 

[DT]

Questions for Hasler;

Do you just laugh uncontrollably most days that you have managed to take over 5 million dollars so far for doing something most anybody could have done for nothing?

Or

When will you return your etag and piss off back to the northern beaches for good?

 

[Kila R Ralai]

Question for Hasler;

Do you just laugh uncontrollably most days that you have managed to take over 5 million dollars so far for doing something most anybody could have done for nothing?

And another easy 3mil coming your way for doing nothing.

 

[DT]

And another easy 3mil coming your way for doing nothing.

Hopefully not... surely someone will wake up soon and cut this cancerous lump off our club

 

[DoggiesBoy]

Des could you please confirm or deny the rumour that you loosened the hinge screws on the door you ripped of the hinges during that now infamous blow up while coaching manly?

 

[B-Train]

Throw a bunch of match sticks on the ground and ask him to count how many are there...

All he'll keep saying is "definitely Qantas, I'm an excellent driver...."

 

[BlackDawg]

1. Do you agree that the following 4 goals announced by Canterbury in 2015 are directly linked to a head coach's position description;

* Two premierships by 2019

* A top four finish every year in the NRL and NYC (under-20s)

* Top eight finish in the NSW Cup

* A local junior is contracted to the NRL top 25 squad every year

2. Can you talk to each of the above-mentioned goals and demonstrate your performance to date and your plans until 2019
3. Talking to point 1 specifically; Given we have not won a GF in 2015 & 2016, can you reference our current roster and our current game plan and demonstrate how you will deliver 2 premierships in 3 years (including this year)
4. Can you demonstrate how you have altered the current roster throughout 2017, barring injury, to correct the following alarming statistics; The 1st grade squad is averaging 8 points per game in offense., The 1st grade squad has won 5 from the last 17 games, The 1st grade squad has suffered 2 heavy losses in 2017 36-0 & 38-0.
5. Would you agree that the spine of a team is critical to a team's success? Given the above mentioned statistics & disregarding injury can you demonstrate what proactive measures you have taken to reshape the spine or the game-play to turnaround the above mentioned statistics.
6. Would you agree that you have shaped our current roster, our current juniors & been the ultimate decision maker in key recruitment decisions such as T Rex, Lichaa, Mbye & more recently the retention of players like eastwood.
7. In the off season there was a lot of press about the dogs changing their style to score more points. Do you believe that the current 8 point average per game would be an appropriate KPI to measure the success or failure of the changes you imposed?

I think old mumbles will ramble on a tangent and not answer anything anyway.

For Ray Dud I would simply ask a yes or no question. Was Des signed in the off season (Yes or No). As Board Chairman can you advise why Des was retained for a further 2 years and what KPI's you are using to measure his performance given the statistics quoted above?

 

[Rodzilla]

how does it feel to suck?