Pretend...

[Gladiator.]

either girl from 2 girls 1 cup

as freaky and nasty as possible

 

[MikeyP..]

Hmmm alicia keys maybe? or Jessica Alba. *drools*

 

[Bob dog]

The redhead actress from Water Rats would do me fine.

 

[Gladiator.]

The redhead actress from Water Rats would do me fine.

the two children you can see from your window playing in the park?

 

[80fic...]

The redhead actress from Water Rats would do me fine.

lol, you would **** that dirty blood nut.

 

[Leesee]

I wish to retract my previous response.

Sean Penn.

If not him, Mikhail Baryshnikov. Only thing I got against the Russian is he's short. Short men scare the hell out of me. I can be friends with short men, but the thought of having sex with one terrifies me lol. So if he could be 6'2'' I'd be happy.

Peter van den Hoogenband would be quite nice too.

If not, a frenchman or russian is all I want. 6'3'', brown hair, blue eyes. I love them so much. Always helps to speak french and basic russian too lol.

 

[Gladiator.]

I wish to retract my previous response.

Sean Penn.

If not him, Mikhail Baryshnikov. Only thing I got against the Russian is he's short. Short men scare the hell out of me. I can be friends with short men, but the thought of having sex with one terrifies me lol. So if he could be 6'2'' I'd be happy.

Peter van den Hoogenband would be quite nice too.

If not, a frenchman or russian is all I want. 6'3'', brown hair, blue eyes. I love them so much. Always helps to speak french and basic russian too lol.

you mean that coked up prick from carlito's way?

 

[DoggyGirl]

George Clooney hands down!

 

[Hammer]

OMG that reminds of a porn I saw in the UK - Dirty Anal Kelly

She sucks off this FAT man when he's on the loo then this old man that was about 80!!!

And after the movie, her butt hole was HUGE!

I've seen that tbh, the trannies gave me a sock

Scarlett Johanssen ftw

 

[kennyy]

You probably don't know who i am talking about you knob jockey.

get on your knees and smile a doughnut

Yeh and u jumped the gun i was referring to Kaths comment...

now get on ur knees and smile a doughnut

 

[Rodzilla]

the brunette from JAG

 

[Bob dog]

the two children you can see from your window playing in the park?

Brain washing is alive and well in the kennel by the looks of it, dont be a brain dead zombie.

 

[Berries]

the brunette from JAG

YES!

 

[Leesee]

you mean that coked up prick from carlito's way?

There is something seriously attractive about him

 

[iWahash]

Yeh and u jumped the gun i was referring to Kaths comment...

now get on ur knees and smile a doughnut

lol with your lack of teeth, it'd be more appropriate for you lol

 

[Gladiator.]

There is something seriously attractive about him

the fact that he is a jew

 

[will.i.am]

Ana Ivanovic would get my pick

 

[Leesee]

the fact that he is a jew

U kidding lol? Well u just went and killed that for me didn't u....

Hmmmm, well I'll say Jason Ryles then. Omg I love forwards, and I hear he's well endowed too

 

[Gladiator.]

U kidding lol? Well u just went and killed that for me didn't u....

Hmmmm, well I'll say Jason Ryles then. Omg I love forwards, and I hear he's well endowed too

i aint joking, filthy jew

as if the horns arent that recognisable

 

[Berries]

U kidding lol? Well u just went and killed that for me didn't u....

Hmmmm, well I'll say Jason Ryles then. Omg I love forwards, and I hear he's well endowed too

Im a forward