Predictions for Dogs mad Monday Annual Controversy

wendog33

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I think (or hope) fuck all happens being Gus is on board this year.
Didn't they "formally" cancel it after the controversial one and they realised the DT just wont give up on dishing dirt ?
 

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No controversies. Dogs have avoided any issues by restricting Elliott and Napa with some other players wives in the same room so they can all keep an eye on each other. Of course, being MM, they've been provided 12 bottles of Smirnoff water to ensure they all stay hydrated, a range of sausage shaped toys for fun and Dylan asked for stream access to some old WWE to keep everyone entertained.

What could go wrong?
 

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Corey Waddell to be suspended after an internal investigation found the real reason for his continued first grade appearances this season... he was holding photos of Bazs naked missus for ransom.
 

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Elliotts uniform has been confirmed. A straight jacket, lockable underwear and a mussel.
 

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Adam Elliott to f#ck Arthur Laundry’s dog and wipe his area with his cat, then promise to swear of alcohol for the 55478th time
 

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Lachie will be captured by a Murdoch telephoto lens mounted on a scissor lift leaving the establishment via a fire door with an 85" Samsung Series 8 LCD screen from the sports bar tucked under his arm.
 

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Heard that Napa & Elliot will be putting on a donkey show for the boys (no donkey required)
 

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Since there is no pubs they will sit in the park with a few cartons, Elliott obviously gets done pissing in a public place and Lewis gets in a punch up for pinching beers.
Eventually they get done for congregating, wrestling with the cops and the media hammers them some more ending a tough year.
 

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There’s an article on the DT about clubs getting players vaccinated on Mad Monday.
 

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Should be band for the wooden spooners, they don’t deserve it,and should stay home.

Great game today however.!
 

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Baz sitting all the players down in front of a looping replay of todays game and screaming "where was this!!!!!! WHERE. WAS. THIS.?????"
 

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Gus dragging Elliot out of the club, Elliot clawing the ground.
 
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