POLL: World's best meat.

[Hacky McAxe]

BTW,

http://www.meatstock.com.au/

You just have to dodge some ugly hipsters. Some of the top BBQ pitt masters will be there. If you've never seen BBQ pitt masters, youtube it.

 

[The DoggFather]

Overcooked for me tbh

 

[CroydonDog]

Pig fresh out of the umu (Samoan ground oven)

I'm intrigued by the Polynesian ovens, like the umu and hangi, but never experienced them.

I've been invited to a traditional Fijian Lovo dinner. I might giver it a go.

 

[The DoggFather]

I'm intrigued by the Polynesian ovens, like the umu and hangi, but never experienced them.

I've been invited to a traditional Fijian Lovo dinner. I might giver it a go.

Do yourself a favour and invite yourself to a traditional umu or hangi.

Fuking awesome.

 

[K E]

Alright, who the f*ck picked chicken?!

 

[LCD]

Best line I've ever heard on this subject is " you cant win friends with salad"!! I'll dig on cow everyday of the week. It wins overall, however there is nothing wrong with any of the others and I will gladly devour any of them. I see myself as the anti-Noah "I'll take two of every animal thank you and a nice bottle of Shiraz to wash them down."

 

[south of heaven]

Do yourself a favour and invite yourself to a traditional umu or hangi.

Fuking awesome.

A Kiwi showed me how to make a beer keg hangi ( im aware hangi means ground oven or something ). Was fukking great and easy to make

 

[The DoggFather]

A Kiwi showed me how to make a beer keg hangi ( im aware hangi means ground oven or something ). Was fukking great and easy to make

Sweet. Gotta try it one day.

 

[south of heaven]

Sweet. Gotta try it one day.

You will need
1. Beer keg .( borrow one from back of pub )
2. Angle grinder
3. Wire mesh to make a basket.
4.some rocks, banana leaves , water
5. Ring burner from bunnings about $15
6. Couple of brick to prop keg up from flame.

Grab your grinder start cutting round the circle a bit over half way Remember there is still beer and pressure in the kegs. You will learn that once the grinder pierces the keg lol is scares tbe fukk out of you but its fun.
Once cut the rod in the keg will fall out cover the hole with foil the top part is your lid.
Put rocks in heat the **** up make a basket wrap your meat in banana leaves job done.
Im not claiming this is authentic but taste shit hot

 

[south of heaven]

He mr I can we talk goat on this thread ? As it is about meat

 

[LFC Bulldogs]

And Turkey for that matter, can we talk about Turkey , which is eaten for thanksgiving and xmas in the USA.

 

[Nate DAWG]

He mr I can we talk goat on this thread ? As it is about meat

Lol

 

[Nate DAWG]

I'm intrigued by the Polynesian ovens, like the umu and hangi, but never experienced them.

I've been invited to a traditional Fijian Lovo dinner. I might giver it a go.

Not to be biased but the umu is much nicer than the hangi! The umu is generally not buried underground with the food wrapped in banana leaves and cooked through hot lava rocks. The hangi is buried in the ground and can have a dirty ashy taste.

I don't know about the lovo.

If invited, get involved from the beginning, takes a few hours but the boys usually have a few beers to support the cooking process!

 

[pupmichelle]

A extremely well done ISIS terrorist done at 2,480 degrees Celsius at impact

 

[The DoggFather]

You will need
1. Beer keg .( borrow one from back of pub )
2. Angle grinder
3. Wire mesh to make a basket.
4.some rocks, banana leaves , water
5. Ring burner from bunnings about $15
6. Couple of brick to prop keg up from flame.

Grab your grinder start cutting round the circle a bit over half way Remember there is still beer and pressure in the kegs. You will learn that once the grinder pierces the keg lol is scares tbe fukk out of you but its fun.
Once cut the rod in the keg will fall out cover the hole with foil the top part is your lid.
Put rocks in heat the **** up make a basket wrap your meat in banana leaves job done.
Im not claiming this is authentic but taste shit hot

Thanks brother I will definitely try that.

 

[The DoggFather]

A extremely well done ISIS terrorist done at 2,480 degrees Celsius at impact

I like them chopped up at each joint, fed to a pig and shitted out lol

 

[K E]

No seriously... Who picked chicken?!

There's always one, FFS. Or in this case, two.

 

[pupmichelle]

I like them chopped up at each joint, fed to a pig and shitted out lol

You are disrespecting the pig.

Nothing like a succulent 10kg pig on the spit

 

[K E]

You are disrespecting the pig.

Nothing like a succulent 10kg pig on the spit

Oh, man. Pig skin. Fuuuuuuuck!

 

[pupmichelle]

Oh, man. Pig skin. Fuuuuuuuck!

20 minutes before the pig is done on the spit get a 330ml bottle of Tuborg shake the fck out of it, pop the cap and spray the pig to crisp the baby up