Pet Peeves...

[CrittaMagic69]

i hate when i walk into my room and me dogs rooting me bed sheets

 

[Owey]

King oath! Don't they know the right lane is the fast lane?

I do think think they know what f***ing day it is to tell you the truth Assassin. Off in their own little world, c***s.

 

[Stoofy]

i hate when i walk into my room and me dogs rooting me bed sheets

LMFAO!

Better than your leg when asleep...

 

[CrittaMagic69]

LMFAO!

Better than your leg when asleep...

if he ever does that he is sleeping outside haha

 

[Stoofy]

if he ever does that he is sleeping outside haha

When he goes for the sheets, he doesn't blow his load?

Get him a stuffed toy!

 

[CrittaMagic69]

When he goes for the sheets, he doesn't blow his load?

Get him a stuffed toy!

na he wont put in 100% effort on the sheets haha, he has a bottle toy that he goes crazy on though and blows a load

 

[south of heaven]

na he wont put in 100% effort on the sheets haha, he has a bottle toy that he goes crazy on though and blows a load

Stop sitting up and watching the casting couch with him

 

[Bob dog]

People that whinge all the time but never wanna help fix things.

 

[Bob dog]

People that hide behind the word 'kids' when trying to frame someone in any given scenerio.
Kid can be anything between two and twenty two, what exact age is kid?
Oldest trick in the book Newy.

 

[rainman]

Referring to Mcdonalds as a restaurant FFS

 

[cntrbry bnkstwn]

the people who pronounce target like it's got a silent t.

 

[The DoggFather]

Being forced to go to your fuking in-laws instead of going to the game.

 

[rainman]

the people who pronounce target like it's got a silent t.

Arge ?

 

[rainman]

Being forced to go to your fuking in-laws instead of going to the game.

Fark a Christian wedding with no grog cost me a GF qualifier

 

[Blue&White]

Being forced to go to your fuking in-laws instead of going to the game.

That's grounds for divorce! lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Fark a Christian wedding with no grog cost me a GF qualifier

Christian wedding with no grog? What Christians were they? Mormans?

 

[The DoggFather]

That's grounds for divorce! lol

That will cost me half my shit, haven't you seen Eddie Murphy's Raw? Lol

 

[Blue&White]

Christian wedding with no grog? What Christians were they? Mormans?

Lol

 

[rainman]

Christian wedding with no grog? What Christians were they? Mormans?

7 day Adventists

 

[The DoggFather]

7 day Adventists

Oh yeah, I got one in the family, fuking weird ****.