If I had a dollar every time I’ve gone out, sparked a conversation with a woman, starting to hit it off and out of nowhere these midget pests appear and make out they are good friends with you,so they can worm their way into the conversation and try and cut your grass, then I’d be rich!
Why would you let the midgets slime their way in? Tell them lollipops playhouse is up the road.
I was tuning a girl many years ago on the Gold Coast and a short bloke was tuning her friend. My mate come over and started cutting the grass of the shortie, he read the play book and completely lost his shit, he said he was gonna fight my mate and said he will wait outside and stormed off
We forgot all about him and had a good night with the girls in the club. About 3-4 hours later we leave the club and out of nowhere a midget jumps out of a seat and runs over and says he wants to fight, he tells me to stay out of it and he wants my mate, mano e Mano.
I told him I’d stay out of it but didn’t he want me to save him from a beating? He told me he wants to fight and I had a body bag for my mate .. 2 punches later from my mate, the midget was on his backside . I pulled my mate away and said I think one punch should have been enough, the shortie has enough tonight, the Midget didn’t get the girl , he wasted 4 hours waiting outside and received a knuckle sandwich as well.
Plus as I knew the bouncers they told the shortie he won’t be getting into any clubs if he continues