need suggestions for romantic night in sydney or melbourne

[~doggie~diva~]

hire a really nice boat (you'll have to learn how to drive it so you dont have to hire a driver and be paranoid about him being around) and take it out onto the harbour, have an awesome dinner and champagne, moonlight dancing under the stars ummm... maybe a tiny fierworks show? lol

 

[MP4 - Eedz]

Who got rid of my porno movie advice thread, I needed female advice dam it, if this thread is valid, then so was mine

*hands on head*

 

[Z-Dizzle]

Who got rid of my porno movie advice thread, I needed female advice dam it, if this thread is valid, then so was mine

*hands on head*

What did you end up watching btw? Debbie does Dallas?

 

[~doggie~diva~]

Who got rid of my porno movie advice thread, I needed female advice dam it, if this thread is valid, then so was mine

*hands on head*

i think MP4's suggestion is to make a romantic porno...

where memories will be kept on tape forever... *sigh*

 

[Rodzilla]

i think MP4's suggestion is to make a romantic porno...

where memories will be kept on tape forever... *sigh*

i tried to make a home movie

unfortunately the battery of the hidden came drained out before i was finished my 3 hours of begging

 

[MP4 - Eedz]

What did you end up watching btw? Debbie does Dallas?

I just downloaded some new material, Amy Reid is an animal

 

[~doggie~diva~]

i tried to make a home movie

unfortunately the battery of the hidden came drained out before i was finished my 3 hours of begging

awww MrR, i thought he was really keen on you what happened?

 

[MP4 - Eedz]

i think MP4's suggestion is to make a romantic porno...

where memories will be kept on tape forever... *sigh*

I hate when pornos try to make a romantic scene, its a waste of time

Id watch Bold and the Beautiful for that, just get into it LOL

 

[Rodzilla]

I hate when pornos try to make a romantic scene, its a waste of time

Id watch Bold and the Beautiful for that, just get into it LOL

hell yeah!

dont worry about romance in porn

ill settle for the good ol "i havent got any money to pay for that....

maybe i can provide another payment method:amazed:"

and

"i have alot of apllicants for this position, what makes you the person for the job"

"i tell you why.....i can do things for you"

 

[~doggie~diva~]

omg will you two shutup!!

 

[Rodzilla]

omg i forgot this was in the ladies lounge

sorry ladies, i know it may not seem like it now, but im really a nice sensitive guy

i swear

 

[Z-Dizzle]

Pfft we need a guys lounge for that topic

But seriously who doesn't hate a Porno with a storyline? Il take the cheezy one minute interview/cop giving out a ticket ones anyday
i got it, you can dress up as a cop

 

[Dawgfather]

Mr Rodriguez's idea is perfect because it shows the extent you're willing to go to, to defend her etc.

Mr R will need to act like a man for once though so it actually looks like u had to put in a fight to protect her.

 

[coastaldog]

just slip a couple of mickeys in her drink,and she,ll be yours all weekend and it will only cost you like $100

 

[Rodzilla]

Mr Rodriguez's idea is perfect because it shows the extent you're willing to go to, to defend her etc.

Mr R will need to act like a man for once though so it actually looks like u had to put in a fight to protect her.

lol i would need to get togeather with this guy beforehand so we can synch up our moves

the plan will backfire if we are halfway through the performance and then we get mixed up, it wont look realistic

and imo, if your willing to go through with this plan, then it means you are crazy in love

for an extra $30, i will let you wack me across the back with a baseball bat

 

[Dawgfather]

lol i would need to get togeather with this guy beforehand so we can synch up our moves

the plan will backfire if we are halfway through the performance and then we get mixed up, it wont look realistic

and imo, if your willing to go through with this plan, then it means you are crazy in love

for an extra $30, i will let you wack me across the back with a baseball bat

hahahahahahahahah oh god Mr R you are the kennels funniest member with daylight 2nd. *composes himself*

i'm thinking you could have some wrestling moves incorporated into the routine to make it look extra painful? Finally all those years wasted away on the couch could assist you

 

[Rodzilla]

hahahahahahahahah oh god Mr R you are the kennels funniest member with daylight 2nd. *composes himself*

i'm thinking you could have some wrestling moves incorporated into the routine to make it look extra painful? Finally all those years wasted away on the couch could assist you

yes i have a whole range of moves that can be incorporated into the performance lol!!

you know this is all funny and stuff, but i reckon i can make a business offering these sorts of services

ranging from a simple set up like:

*the customer is walking up the street with a lady friend, and i am on the footpath struggling with a suitcase*

i make it clear that it is really really heavy to me, then this guy can say "let me take this off your hands" and he picks up the case really easily

to something really freaky like a fake armed robbery, and the guy can singlehandedly take back the bank in front of his women

seriously im going to look into starting up this business

it may be a bit tough to get an ABN though

 

[MzBulldog83]

hahahahahaha!!!!


asking kennel boys (majority of who are teenage boys) a question like that has no chance of being answered properly heeehe

LOL

Listen to the boys...... go Stanmore Maccas followed by alibabas kebabs

it won't disappoint

 

[JuStINcReDIbLe.]

Give her your sausage

 

[Dawgfather]

I've found out a few things in my time going out with chicks

The most important of which is that shop - a - dockets are a no - no on the first date....but they're perfectly fine from the 2nd one onwards