Need advice from a renter!!

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Needing some advice from a renter..

I went out to lunch organised by my Mrs… she invites a few of her relo”s…

anyhow when the bill comes out it goes to me and $740 later I put it On my credit card.. I didn’t feel right to ask anyone for money or work out who ate what or should paid what etc … but I was done dirty.

but a renter would never get stung in that scenario.. how would a renter behave in this scenario? Choke each person out to pay their share? Throw hands until each pay up? Or only go to McDonald’s so each order needs to pay up front?

how does a renter do it right?
 
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So great not being married.
The shit you slaves have to put up with is insane!

Paying for a heap of freeloaders.
It's bad enough being in a relationship having to pay for an ingrate female.

So glad I never married, I never thought you would also have to pay for her tribe?

I know a few guys who married a Filipina.
Everytime they go to the Philippines the Relos are always extra friendly to them.

The agenda?
Money!
 

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But I’m pretty sure that renters will fight to the death to make everyone pay their way at a restaurant.. even if someone snags a chip from their plate they will headbutt them if they don’t pay for it

an older renters trick is they never organise a lunch so the organiser has to chase them to pay up, then the renter will throw hands before they pay up
 

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But I’m pretty sure that renters will fight to the death to make everyone pay their way at a restaurant.. even if someone snags a chip from their plate they will headbutt them if they don’t pay for it

an older renters trick is they never organise a lunch so the organiser has to chase them to pay up, then the renter will throw hands before they pay up
I knew a guy who looked a bit like Eugene Levy, who said when he was paying off his house, he would purposely go visiting friends after work when they were preparing dinner.

The end goal was to guilt trip them into preparing two extra plates for him and his wife so they could save money to pay their home loans!
 

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Just make everyone pay for themselves when you go out unless you agree beforehand that you will foot the bill.
 

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Another ol renters trick is to go eat at a buffet and make the owners regret their price

then The renter's blow holes in the toilet and go back for seconds and thirds..
 

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740$ is a lot of money for lunch
i reckon I ate about $50 worth.. when others don’t pay it’s a lot. renters would never have been caught in such trap
 
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rule number 1 in that situation ..pay your own way, individual bills and make it known beforehand
ive been stung before like you just have, and stung by people who are in a much better financial position than me, so fuck this 1 payer crap, have it sorted beforehand
 

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i reckon I ate about $50 worth.. when others don’t pay it’s a lot renters would never have been caught in such trap
You just gotta say Ok great meal now does every one have a calculator... except if they are Lebs sit back and enjoy the show...
 
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