Kennel detectives: help me solve this crime

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I am on the Gold Coast surfers paradise. About midnight I hear this guy absolutely losing his head screaming at a women. “S$ut”, “bit$c” etc etc.. he was punching into a van parked alongside the beach, screaming at passers by, the lady she looked like she was wearing a bra only as she was sitting in back of van with slide door open.. he gets in and he is hitting her and she is fighting him back.. he gets out and it all repeats again, screaming, hitting the van, getting in and hitting her.. he was absolutely off his mind. He kept getting into drivers seat, punching away and then getting out slamming door. At one point I swear there was a third person in the van and it was like two males were arguing and punching each other in the van.. .. he was saying it’s his van but he kept punching the crap out of it.. then the lady at one point gets in the drivers seat and drives forward about 2 metres and then goes in reverse almost mounting the kerb. Then she stops and gets out..

It just kept going so I called police… on my unit balcony watching it all unfold..

police on approach did something really weird, you could hear their sirens as they approached from around the corner and when they entered the esplanade sirens off.. it sort of gave the bloke a good heads up they were coming and he puts everything in his pockets on the ground and started running.. cops come to roundabout where he is running across right in front of them and they just do a u-turn.. let him just Run off… they drove up and down do a few laps and down the street a few times and then stop at the van..

They started chatting with the lady who put on her dress by then. She was pretty upset, She was arguing with police, police take her into a public toilets for about a minute or two… they come back and she looks like she is arguing with them.. I thought she was the victim… anyway cops put her in hand cuffs and throw her in back of their van.. then they look at the van and take photos of all the damage .. broken mirror, dents on side and back and drivers window seemed smashed.

Police then drove off with her in the back?? I thought she was the victim, the bloke was absolutely whacking her and screaming crazy at her..

then to My amazement as the police drove off, they barely even turned off the road and two blokes (a fat and a skinny) come running from behind trees in the dark from the beach and full went through the van. They went through it and stole a few things and ran back onto the beach..

A Good Samaritan walking by noticed them and gave chase onto the beach…they all run in the dark and after a minute I see the two blokes running up the beach and the Good Samaritan comes back looking a little dazed and sits down on the ground near the van. Dunno if there was a fight or not as it was on the beach behind trees..my view obstructed

about 4am I checked and the van still parked

about 5am van is gone..

All so bizzare

the beach thieves seem to full got away with it.

the crazy guy looks to have gotten away with it

the lady getting beat up and abused got arrested and taken away

kennel detectives help me piece this together.

Possible scenarios?

1. Cops found drugs on her searched her? Case closed

2. She was known to cops for prostitution / drugs etc? Police took her away case closed

3. Even though the cops only heard her version of the events she must have kicked some serious own goals to get arrested. The bloke didn’t even have to provide a version and she was arrested. Case closed

4. She told the police she rents and bought a new EV so they presumed she was wrong and arrested her? Case closed

5. this is just normal behaviour at surfers?

6. Other kennel versions??
 
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Reminds me of a guy from school who’d come up with stories that happened over the weekend.

One I can remember was that he robbed a bank with his uncle and they managed to get away hence him being at school.
 

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Reminds me of a guy from school who’d come up with stories that happened over the weekend.

One I can remember was that he robbed a bank with his uncle and they managed to get away hence him being at school.
There are also Some people that are pretty boring where nothing happens around them..
 

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Reminds me of a guy from school who’d come up with stories that happened over the weekend.

One I can remember was that he robbed a bank with his uncle and they managed to get away hence him being at school.
Should’ve hit up for a loan..
 

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I am on the Gold Coast surfers paradise. About midnight I hear this guy absolutely losing his head screaming at a women. “S$ut”, “bit$c” etc etc.. he was punching into a van parked alongside the beach, screaming at passers by, the lady she looked like she was wearing a bra only as she was sitting in back of van with slide door open.. he gets in and he is hitting her and she is fighting him back.. he gets out and it all repeats again, screaming, hitting the van, getting in and hitting her.. he was absolutely off his mind. He kept getting into drivers seat, punching away and then getting out slamming door. At one point I swear there was a third person in the van and it was like two males were arguing and punching each other in the van.. .. he was saying it’s his van but he kept punching the crap out of it.. then the lady at one point gets in the drivers seat and drives forward about 2 metres and then goes in reverse almost mounting the kerb. Then she stops and gets out..

It just kept going so I called police… on my unit balcony watching it all unfold..

police on approach did something really weird, you could hear their sirens as they approached from around the corner and when they entered the esplanade sirens off.. it sort of gave the bloke a good heads up they were coming and he puts everything in his pockets on the ground and started running.. cops come to roundabout where he is running across right in front of them and they just do a u-turn.. let him just Run off… they drove up and down do a few laps and down the street a few times and then stop at the van..

They started chatting with the lady who put on her dress by then. She was pretty upset, She was arguing with police, police take her into a public toilets for about a minute or two… they come back and she looks like she is arguing with them.. I thought she was the victim… anyway cops put her in hand cuffs and throw her in back of their van.. then they look at the van and take photos of all the damage .. broken mirror, dents on side and back and drivers window seemed smashed.

Police then drove off with her in the back?? I thought she was the victim, the bloke was absolutely whacking her and screaming crazy at her..

then to My amazement as the police drove off, they barely even turned off the road and two blokes (a fat and a skinny) come running from behind trees in the dark from the beach and full went through the van. They went through it and stole a few things and ran back onto the beach..

A Good Samaritan walking by noticed them and gave chase onto the beach…they all run in the dark and after a minute I see the two blokes running up the beach and the Good Samaritan comes back looking a little dazed and sits down on the ground near the van. Dunno if there was a fight or not as it was on the beach behind trees..my view obstructed

about 4am I checked and the van still parked

about 5am van is gone..

All so bizzare

the beach thieves seem to full got away with it.

the crazy guy looks to have gotten away with it

the lady getting beat up and abused got arrested and taken away

kennel detectives help me piece this together.

Possible scenarios?

1. Cops found drugs on her searched her? Case closed

2. She was known to cops for prostitution / drugs etc? Police took her away case closed

3. Even though the cops only heard her version of the events she must have kicked some serious own goals to get arrested. The bloke didn’t even have to provide a version and she was arrested. Case closed

4. She told the police she rents and bought a new EV so they presumed she was wrong and arrested her? Case closed

5. this is just normal behaviour at surfers?

6. Other kennel versions??
Lifted her dress saw a kilo of crack
 

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She’s probably a cracked up hooker.
vans not hers, but she’s in it with no driver present. Clearly under the influence and aggressive.
cops have to take her in.
 
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