Sounds more like 2. If he was doggies bound he would have sworn his mates to secrecy until official. Sounds more like they are taking the pis*
Hes taking the piss fo sho.
But its a pisstake thats either based in
realism, like if your mate was screwing and sharing out a 50 yr old youd' say 'hope you clear the cobwebs before slamming your woman with the boys tonight'.
Or its a pisstake based in the absurdity like 'cuz, if you dont want Covid99 you better stay away from that 5G Tower'.
Its not a pisstake based in a maybe i dont think or everyone will be pissed off. Feel me.