Hey Bulldogs supporters what would you realisticly pay for this unframed 2012 Minor Premiers jersey?

[Wahesh]

Yes, and nobody is realistically going to pay five grand for this jersey.

Nobody? Someone did...

 

[Mr Invisible]

Is this yours here for $350?
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/esc...-2012-signed-minor-premiers-jersey/1198184151

If not it's worth $350.

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/morayfield/collectables/framed-bulldogs-jersey-180041/1186553773
Signed with COA and framed worth $800.

 

[Realist90]

It was a great team indeed and I was at that Grand Final too, had a thousand schooners that day and ended up crying in them once the game was over! I was heartbroken, my ex wife supports the Storm and she hates the Bulldogs which made it even harder to bear!

Aw bro I’m sorry but I would have hated to be in your position lol. What a fkn depressing end to a great year. But tbh I felt so confident for 2013 but barba had to be a dumb ****.
I was so angry at my dad. I was watching the game with my brothers, my dad walks in. And goes oh the storm won’t breach the bulldogs defence. Storm scores a try. I lost my shit at my dad coz he’s been an eels supporter since a kid so it’s like he always gives the eye to the dogs. He then left the room coz I almost started crying lol and then he comes back later and said you will win don’t worry or something like that. Storm scored again. Like it was betting a coincidence. It always happens.

 

[Pity Fool]

Aw bro I’m sorry but I would have hated to be in your position lol. What a fkn depressing end to a great year. But tbh I felt so confident for 2013 but barba had to be a dumb ****.
I was so angry at my dad. I was watching the game with my brothers, my dad walks in. And goes oh the storm won’t breach the bulldogs defence. Storm scores a try. I lost my shit at my dad coz he’s been an eels supporter since a kid so it’s like he always gives the eye to the dogs. He then left the room coz I almost started crying lol and then he comes back later and said you will win don’t worry or something like that. Storm scored again. Like it was betting a coincidence. It always happens.

You could write a fucken book about it! From the moment we got the Minor premiership til the moment Barba received the Dally M medal I had a bad feeling about that game but I was quietly optimistic we could do them on the day despite my unlucky feelings towards the result. Before that GF I had left my money grubbing storm supporter ex wife for the last time but somehow felt that every moment was leading up to that fucking game and she was going to have the last laugh like all ***** usually do, so I thought fuck it I’m going to back Hoffman for 1st tryscorer which he did and won $300 so had a result, but then it was all down hill from there, they strangled us out of the first half and being all flustered I went for a piss and punched on with a fuckhead cowboys fan in the toilets cos he was talkin shit about the dogs, so after leaving him in my wake and totally avoiding security went back and watched the rest of the frustrating carnage only to be consoled by a total stranger when I was inconsolable once the fulltime siren sounded! Anyway long story short, I moved on with another woman only to get in deep with her until I found out that she had been best friends for years with my ex wife but they had a friendship dustup just before I met my ex wife WTF! It was too close to home for my liking and somewhat freaking me out so I broke it off with her just before she presented the jersey to me for my birthday present! Like I said you cant make this shit up!

 

[Pity Fool]

Is this yours here for $350?
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/esc...-2012-signed-minor-premiers-jersey/1198184151

If not it's worth $350.

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/morayfield/collectables/framed-bulldogs-jersey-180041/1186553773
Signed with COA and framed worth $800.

Yeah mate thats mine, had some interest thus far, want to offload it. Funny, had a Dogs fan from Queensland text me about it recently, we were exchanging txt messages and he accidently txt’s me a photo of his wifes tits! Was funny as but couldn’t quite tell if it was an honest mistake, or he was trying to butter me up for a better price...

 

[The DoggFather]

Yeah mate thats mine, had some interest thus far, want to offload it. Funny, had a Dogs fan from Queensland text me about it recently, we were exchanging txt messages and he accidently txt’s me a photo of his wifes tits! Was funny as but couldn’t quite tell if it was an honest mistake, or he was trying to butter me up for a better price...

Pics or it didn't happen lol

 

[CroydonDog]

Yeah mate thats mine, had some interest thus far, want to offload it. Funny, had a Dogs fan from Queensland text me about it recently, we were exchanging txt messages and he accidently txt’s me a photo of his wifes tits! Was funny as but couldn’t quite tell if it was an honest mistake, or he was trying to butter me up for a better price...

"Accidently"

What did you send back?

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

Despot era, so one buck 80.

 

[Pity Fool]

"Accidently"

What did you send back?

I replied “nice tits”! We had a laugh about it, he didn’t buy the jersey but at least I got to view his wifes tits for free.

 

[Mr Invisible]

I replied “nice tits”! We had a laugh about it, he didn’t buy the jersey but at least I got to view his wifes tits for free.

But were they any good, or like two pancakes strapped to a fat blokes chest?

 

[Pity Fool]

But were they any good, or like two pancakes strapped to a fat blokes chest?

Put it this way Mr I, I’m glad I viewed then for free because you certainly wouldn’t pay to see em! They were the kind that if she removed her bra she would need an extra large trolley from Bunnings to cart em around lol

 

[Pity Fool]

Pics or it didn't happen lol

Had to delete the pic Assassin, or my missus would of thought I was up to no good... you know how women are mate they make a mountain out of a mould hill lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Had to delete the pic Assassin, or my missus would of thought I was up to no good... you know how women are mate they make a mountain out of a mould hill lol

Lol all good my bro

 

[coach]

It's worth what someone is willing to pay
Someone out there might really want that years signed jersey for a collection or something
How longs a piece of string...

 

[Pity Fool]

It's worth what someone is willing to pay
Someone out there might really want that years signed jersey for a collection or something
How longs a piece of string...

Love is within the eye of the beholder!

 

[Mr Invisible]

Put it this way Mr I, I’m glad I viewed then for free because you certainly wouldn’t pay to see em! They were the kind that if she removed her bra she would need an extra large trolley from Bunnings to cart em around lol

LMFAO ... *shudders* ....

?????

Had to delete the pic Assassin, or my missus would of thought I was up to no good... you know how women are mate they make a mountain out of a mould hill lol

No No No ... use that as leverage.

You "Hey babe, this bloke just sent me this on Gumtree by mistake.... I cannot get that disgusting mental image out of my head, so need to replace it with another set of fantastic boobs.... sooooooo......
can I see the goods, OR can I get approval to smash out some porn sites to erase that photo from my memory".

 

[Pity Fool]

LMFAO ... *shudders* ....


?????


No No No ... use that as leverage.

You "Hey babe, this bloke just sent me this on Gumtree by mistake.... I cannot get that disgusting mental image out of my head, so need to replace it with another set of fantastic boobs.... sooooooo......
can I see the goods, OR can I get approval to smash out some porn sites to erase that photo from my memory".

LMFAO... If you knew my missus you would also know that wouldn’t work on her, would only fuel the fire for no sex for weeks or months depending on what mood she was in at the time... ummmm I’m going to go with months on that one lol so realistically porn would be the ONLY option!

 

[Mr Invisible]

LMFAO... If you knew my missus you would also know that wouldn’t work on her, would only fuel the fire for no sex for weeks or months depending on what mood she was in at the time... ummmm I’m going to go with months on that one lol so realistically porn would be the ONLY option!

Ahhh so you're a married man as well I see ... where the only way sexual attention is granted, is by either:
a) a peace offering ; and/or
b) constant pestering; and/or
c) an alignment of the planets which only happens about 6-8 months a year.

 

[Realist90]

You could write a fucken book about it! From the moment we got the Minor premiership til the moment Barba received the Dally M medal I had a bad feeling about that game but I was quietly optimistic we could do them on the day despite my unlucky feelings towards the result. Before that GF I had left my money grubbing storm supporter ex wife for the last time but somehow felt that every moment was leading up to that fucking game and she was going to have the last laugh like all ***** usually do, so I thought fuck it I’m going to back Hoffman for 1st tryscorer which he did and won $300 so had a result, but then it was all down hill from there, they strangled us out of the first half and being all flustered I went for a piss and punched on with a fuckhead cowboys fan in the toilets cos he was talkin shit about the dogs, so after leaving him in my wake and totally avoiding security went back and watched the rest of the frustrating carnage only to be consoled by a total stranger when I was inconsolable once the fulltime siren sounded! Anyway long story short, I moved on with another woman only to get in deep with her until I found out that she had been best friends for years with my ex wife but they had a friendship dustup just before I met my ex wife WTF! It was too close to home for my liking and somewhat freaking me out so I broke it off with her just before she presented the jersey to me for my birthday present! Like I said you cant make this shit up!

Never trust females is the moral of life. What a shit fucken go.

 

[coach]

Ahhh so you're a married man as well I see ... where the only way sexual attention is granted, is by either:
a) a peace offering ; and/or
b) constant pestering; and/or
c) an alignment of the planets which only happens about 6-8 months a year.

You blokes are better man than me, after a week I'd have to go to the brothel