Happy New Year

[The DoggFather]

Fireworks are going off then suddenly these twin towers appear and planes crash into them.

Hahahahha get it right you reptile, the towers were real but the planes were holograms..... gees Hack, I thought you were smart.

 

[The DoggFather]

PS they tried doing Santa's sleigh but looked dodgy AF.

Unless they purposely dialed them down not to scare people lol

 

[Doogie]

Hahahahha get it right you reptile, the towers were real but the planes were holograms..... gees Hack, I thought you were smart.

@Hacky McAxe no reptile. Bad genes....

 

[The DoggFather]

@Hacky McAxe no reptile. Bad genes....

Don't worry, the NRMA vax will alter his lizard DNA to make a super reptile.

Trust me bro, I read about it on a mother's page on Facebook

 

[Hacky McAxe]

@Hacky McAxe no reptile. Bad genes....

No reptile genes for me. I did date a lizard chick once. Her tongue was amazing. But when we finally decided to go all the way, she laid eggs on the bed and asked me to fertilise them.

 

[Moedogg]

Next year is our year...

 

[DaBulldog]

Happy New Year forum, May the Bulldogs kick some ass next year!

 

[Doogie]

No reptile genes for me. I did date a lizard chick once. Her tongue was amazing. But when we finally decided to go all the way, she laid eggs on the bed and asked me to fertilise them.

Now I know you're lying. No female lizard asks.

 

[Blue_boost]

I’ll say My Happy New years now, I’m at ground zero in Sydney , These drunks tonight are already getting on my nerves

for those on the kennel, a new year is an opportunity to learn from your mistakes, you know who you are! Fix your backyard before you expect anything from Others!!

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Now I know you're lying. No female lizard asks.

You're thinking of the Mantis women. They won't ask and they won't give you a moments peace. I slept with one once and after she wouldn't shut up. She talked my head off.

 

[The DoggFather]

PS Happy Easter from Woolies

Yep, that was today.

 

[Doogie]

You're thinking of the Mantis women. They won't ask and they won't give you a moments peace. I slept with one once and after she wouldn't shut up. She talked my head off.

No idea. You must have slutted with an axolotl. Thats on you.

 

[Gene Krupa]

PS Happy Easter from Woolies

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Yep, that was today.

Love it how some morons go about them.

Can buy them thoughout the year without the cross.

They are called Fruit Buns.

 

[DinkumDog]

Did anyone else get the hottest NYE ticket in town?

 

[The DoggFather]

Did anyone else get the hottest NYE ticket in town?
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I have to admit I pretended to be more unwell then I am so I didn't have to hang out with the ****-in-laws.

NYE means fuck all tbh only time I cared about it was when I was bouncing in the city clubs for $100 an hour cash lol

 

[Gene Krupa]

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That's me every day. Lol

 

[DinkumDog]

I have to admit I pretended to be more unwell then I am so I didn't have to hang out with the ****-in-laws.

NYE means fuck all tbh only time I cared about it was when I was bouncing for $100 an hour cash lol

Love your work. Well played, sir .

 

[The DoggFather]

Love your work. Well played, sir .

5 years in a row I have avoided the scumbags lol

 

[DinkumDog]

5 years in a row I have avoided the scumbags lol

Outlaws .

 

[Trinfly]

Hahahahha get it right you reptile, the towers were real but the planes were holograms..... gees Hack, I thought you were smart.

Your in form 2 nite. You pissed lol