SameFucking jumped in the pool today was really friggin nice
My word we are getting oldWe're all getting old ⌛
They've made less scary costumes in horror movies.Geesus Christ @CroydonDog I don't blame those kids... that things positively frightening.
And I have a small, shriveled up dee.My word we are getting old
My back aches
I’m always cranky
I can’t trust a fart anymore
And my hair is going grey
And I’m fat
Did I mention cranky
I don’t get much sex anymore
And I’m cranky all the time
My kids cost me a fortune
I’m pretty sure all my cloths are over 10 years old
And those that are not came from target or k Mart
And did I mention I’m always cranky lol
Apart from the kids..you described the life of being in a wheelchair..from day one ..especially not trusting a fart!!My word we are getting old
My back aches
I’m always cranky
I can’t trust a fart anymore
And my hair is going grey
And I’m fat
Did I mention cranky
I don’t get much sex anymore
And I’m cranky all the time
My kids cost me a fortune
I’m pretty sure all my cloths are over 10 years old
And those that are not came from target or k Mart
And did I mention I’m always cranky lol
PC gone made. We don't want to offend the lefties broI can’t understand why there’s only a handful of people commenting on a happy Easter. lol
Hahaha you said it not me lolPC gone made. We don't want to offend the lefties bro
Sign of the times, bro.I can’t understand why there’s only a handful of people commenting on a happy Easter. lol
Not all people like to celebrate bunnies and chocolate eggs. What about the lactose intolerant?I can’t understand why there’s only a handful of people commenting on a happy Easter. lol