Happy Chinese New Year - Year of the DOG

[UmoGus]

Congratulations bro,

I just had a baby boy. It is the best feeling in the world my son is 9 weeks.

Btw- you're celebrating CNY???? I thought you were lebbo or something lol

Congrats tonee, the kennel family are all growing up it seems

 

[MattyB]

Congrats Mate, this will be the best thing you ever do

 

[Mr Invisible]

Congratulations bro,

I just had a baby boy. It is the best feeling in the world my son is 9 weeks.

Btw- you're celebrating CNY???? I thought you were lebbo or something lol

Congrats @tonee ... although I'm hoping you mean you and your partner had a baby boy.. if you alone had one ... wow ... this gender thing is really getting out of hand

 

[maroondog72]

Congrats tonee some fun times ahead mate

 

[flamebouyant]

Has your baby arrived yet mate?? Massive congrats to you and your wife mate.
3 of my friends have had babies on the past 3 consecutive days, one of which was my birthday also. Seems the month to do it!!
Congrats to you also @tonee hope your enjoying the sleep deprived hallucinations! Haha

 

[The DoggFather]

Congratulations bro,

I just had a baby boy. It is the best feeling in the world my son is 9 weeks.

Btw- you're celebrating CNY???? I thought you were lebbo or something lol

Congrats Uce!

I still remember my kids getting born like it was yesterday.

PS my boy started footy tonight. His first step of playing for the Dogs, NSW and Australia.

 

[CroydonDog]

Thanks everyone.

He (a surprise as we didn't know) came out just before 4pm.

It was the most bizarre thing I have ever Seen, but fuck me, I can only be in awe of a woman's ability to withstand pain and what they go through

Year of the Dog here we come, hey ?

 

[Mr Invisible]

Thanks everyone.

He (a surprise as we didn't know) came out just before 4pm.

It was the most bizarre thing I have ever Seen, but fuck me, I can only be in awe of a woman's ability to withstand pain and what they go through

Year of the Dog here we come, hey ?

Congratulations CD, Mrs CD, and Baby CD..

Hope you are all doing well after the birth

 

[CroydonDog]

Congratulations CD, Mrs CD, and Baby CD..

Hope you are all doing well after the birth

I just arrived home to feed the dog and have a couple of cheeky rumbos .

Have to wet the baby's head. I changed the first 3 nappies. I deserve this!

 

[flamebouyant]

Thanks everyone.

He (a surprise as we didn't know) came out just before 4pm.

It was the most bizarre thing I have ever Seen, but fuck me, I can only be in awe of a woman's ability to withstand pain and what they go through

Year of the Dog here we come, hey ?

Massive congrats to you and your wife, and im sure you are happy with the surprise!!
I have to agree its incredible how much they endure to give birth. My poor sister went through 28hrs with no epidural for her first child. Fucking incredible.
Hope everyone recovers quickly from the birth. Congrats.

 

[Indiandog]

Thanks everyone.

He (a surprise as we didn't know) came out just before 4pm.

It was the most bizarre thing I have ever Seen, but fuck me, I can only be in awe of a woman's ability to withstand pain and what they go through

Year of the Dog here we come, hey ?

Congratulations Daddy!

So happy for ya and I can fully understand and relate to when you say "it was the most bizzare thing I have ever seen"

I almost fainted when I saw a big head coming out of my wife vegene and her vengene expanding and opening up like an alien from outer space. I was so freaked out that I didn't even cut the umbilical cord of my first one, I told the nurse she can do it , I am not going anywhere near that vegene.

 

[CroydonDog]

Congratulations Daddy!

So happy for ya and I can fully understand and relate to when you say "it was the most bizzare thing I have ever seen"

I almost fainted when I saw a big head coming out of my wife vegene and her vengene expanding and opening up like an alien from outer space. I was so freaked out that I didn't even cut the umbilical cord of my first one, I told the nurse she can do it , I am not going anywhere near that vegene.

Sorry, I couldn' stop laughing at the use of the word vegene

 

[maroondog72]

Soak up every second mate one of the most exciting times of you life.
Enjoy

 

[MatstaDogg]

I almost fainted when I saw a big head coming out of my wife vegene and her vengene expanding and opening up like an alien from outer space. I was so freaked out that I didn't even cut the umbilical cord of my first one, I told the nurse she can do it , I am not going anywhere near that vegene.

When i was watching my first child be born and seeing my girlfriend's vag stretched out like it was i just thought how am i gonna compete now it literally is gonna be like chucking a cocktail frank down a hallway. And i used cocktail frank because if i said sausage then the story wouldn't be truthful.

I know it goes back to normal i was just chucking that story out for comedy reasons.

 

[maroondog72]

When i was watching my first child be born and seeing my girlfriend's vag stretched out like it was i just thought how am i gonna compete now it literally is gonna be like chucking a cocktail frank down a hallway. And i used cocktail frank because if i said sausage then the story wouldn't be truthful.

I know it goes back to normal i was just chucking that story out for comedy reasons.

I got some bad news for you bro that shit never goes back to normal lol

 

[Kaz]

Yeah... let's just hope there's not a repeat for our boys during the last year of the dog (2006).

Fucken donkeys...

I will love history repeating.

 

[Kaz]

Congrats Uce!

I still remember my kids getting born like it was yesterday.

PS my boy started footy tonight. His first step of playing for the Dogs, NSW and Australia.

Poor Buggar.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Poor Buggar.

Maybe Broncos can offer him a contract... I mean it's not like they have a salary cap, so why not sign him up for $1 million a season.

 

[Kaz]

Maybe Broncos can offer him a contract... I mean it's not like they have a salary cap, so why not sign him up for $1 million a season.

Do you have this reply saved in a word doc, so that you can cut & paste.

As you use it a lot.

@TANK 2.0 would kill me, if his son had to move away to QLD.

 

[The DoggFather]

Do you have this reply saved in a word doc, so that you can cut & paste.

As you use it a lot.

@TANK 2.0 would kill me, if his son had to move away to QLD.

I'd love to move to QLD. My boy getting Brown paper bags and HSV's in the drive way would be sweet