Got a joke for you all (excl Dalger cause nothings new with him :p)

[MP4 - Eedz]

Two blokes are on the piss at a pub, one bloke turns to the other and says "I farked your mum last night, real hard. I farked her up the ass, doggy, missionary I went to town on her ... I licked her ass as she fingered mine, gagged the fark out of her and then, I blew all over her face" The other bloke turns to him and says "Dad, I think you've had enough to drink"

 

[Rodzilla]

very amusing

 

[BootS]

Bahahahahaha!!!

ibahah'ed

 

[Gladiator.]

bahahahahahahahahahhahaha actually havent heard it good one eden

 

[Gladiator.]

i'll give you this one eden

 

[Gladiator.]

to be fair though i have heard one similar

a bikie was sitting in a bar with all his bikie friends, when an old dude came stumbling over to him, slurring his words saying "i f*cked ya mum, she was the best f*cking root i ever had, and i made her swallow every drop." all his friends turned to him expecting him to belt the living daylights outta this dude, to which he said "dad i think you've had abit too much to drink."

 

[Moe]

good ol dad lol

 

[Hog]

hahahahaha

 

[Maza]

hahaha nice

 

[Bry]

Not bad!

 

[Slippery]

Terrible.

 

[Gladiator.]

ps eden nothing is new with me..... not even condoms