Funeral Insurance

[Stoofy]

Im constantly getting phone calls from dickheads selling funeral insurance. I generally get a call every second day & they are annoying as.

How can I stop these idiots?

 

[Natboy]

Same company or different ones mate? I'd hate that too

 

[Stoofy]

Same company or different ones mate? I'd hate that too

Same company I think. One of the phone numbers they use is 02 80697935 but they have called me on others.

I do have accidental death insurance anyway. The Mrs gets $1mil to raise a couple of kids & pay whats left on the mortgage. Surely she will spare a few thousand to dig a hole & throw me in.

 

[Blue&White]

Same company I think. One of the phone numbers they use is 02 80697935 but they have called me on others.

I do have accidental death insurance anyway. The Mrs gets $1mil to raise a couple of kids & pay whats left on the mortgage. Surely she will spare a few thousand to dig a hole & throw me in.

Where u live stooge? Might be worth doing a deal with ur Mrs and getting rid of you

 

[Stoofy]

Here is a link for complaints regarding these idiots.

http://www.411phonedirectory.com.au/0280697935-phone-number

242 complaints & counting!

 

[Papa Emeritus]

Are you on the do not call register?

 

[Stoofy]

Where u live stooge? Might be worth doing a deal with ur Mrs and getting rid of you

Where have you been bud?

Have you still got the chicken shop?

 

[Stoofy]

Are you on the do not call register?

I just joined. It can take up to 30 days for these clowns to get me off their list.

If anyone else wants to do the same.

https://www.donotcall.gov.au/

 

[Papa Emeritus]

Think it only lasts two years too from memory

 

[Natboy]

I block a lot of numbers now too on my mobile.
I've blocked clients that annoyed me too so they would be like wtf is going on when they try and call or message me haha

 

[Nano]

Just have a funeral and they might stop

 

[cntrbry bnkstwn]

I just joined. It can take up to 30 days for these clowns to get me off their list.

If anyone else wants to do the same.

https://www.donotcall.gov.au/

they don't have to comply to that, so it's useless. the south africans are hitting australia pretty hard at the moment, was it those guys?

best thing to do to make them stop calling is smash the phone handset on the desk when you pick up

 

[Natboy]

they don't have to comply to that, so it's useless. the south africans are hitting australia pretty hard at the moment, was it those guys?

best thing to do to make them stop calling is smash the phone handset on the desk when you pick up

Or blow a whistle in their ear each time

 

[Stoofy]

they don't have to comply to that, so it's useless. the south africans are hitting australia pretty hard at the moment, was it those guys?

best thing to do to make them stop calling is smash the phone handset on the desk when you pick up

I think there Indians or something.

In the morning they say "Good evening sir, what a wonderful day it has been"

 

[Slippery]

Yeah mate, I get calls from that same number on my work phone because I haven't joined Do Not Call.

Never answered, though.

 

[Natboy]

I think there Indians or something.

In the morning they say "Good evening sir, what a wonderful day it has been"

Poor old indiandog gets blamed for everything!

I'm curious how many of you still have home phones?

 

[Stoofy]

Poor old indiandog gets blamed for everything!

I'm curious how many of you still have home phones?

 

[south of heaven]

Im constantly getting phone calls from dickheads selling funeral insurance. I generally get a call every second day & they are annoying as.

How can I stop these idiots?

Tell them your immortal and you have no reason to purchase it

 

[Ndawai]

Pretend to be a cop and say the person they were intending on contacting was murdered in the last 30 mins - then go on to say that your tracing the call and that they are the prime suspects.

 

[Stoofy]

Except that impersonating a police officer is, erm, rather illegal.

Follow a few routes:
1. Blow a loud whistle in the phone when they answer.
2. Tell them to F Off and unleash a barrage of language (might get you blacklisted from them calling you).
3. Ask what company in Australia they represent, and blast them (Aus company).
4. Whenever they call go "Funeral Insurance, OVER MY DEAD BODY", and then hang up. Rinse and Repeat and eventually they'll get the point.

I've been telling these dickheads to **** off now for 6 months & they keep calling!