FREE ADVICE - Things you've learned the hard way !

[Captain Kickass]

#1 - Lasagne + Garlic Bread + Pepsi = Rank farts !!! :whacky:

#2 - If you're ever given a tablet called "Buscopan", dont mistake it for a Tic-Tac and bite into it !

#3 - You will only ever stab yourself ONCE with a retail EFTPOS spike !

#4 - Canberra Raiders will lose with the weight of your money betting on them !

#5 - Never trust a half empty Can of Coke .... you never know which one has 20 ciggie butts in it !!!

Add you're own !

 

[Mitch Connor]

#6 - It will always get in, just be persistant.

 

[OTTO]

1, 4 & 5 I can relate to!

- Never rip up tab tickets, just throw them
- Dont light cigarettes from fires
- Dont hide CDs in a sh!t section until payday
- Dont double down on 10,10/J,J/Q,Q/K,K
- Dont just sit & wait for a team to send your sh!t, Harrass them!

 

[Slippery]

Don't eat melted chocolate. It could be sh!t

 

[-alex-]

when you tell someone "dont look, im naked"

they will look

 

[xeno]

Never let your gf meet your boss.

Yes my ex is now dating my boss

 

[the_crusader]

Never chat up two girls who are friends as it will get you no where

 

[Mitch Connor]

If you ask her to the races, and she says "sorry i have no dresses" she is a liar.

 

[OTTO]

lol

 

[-alex-]

never promise to have sex with mitchusonfire when he turns 21

 

[Slippery]

Never have sex.

 

[..shurrup..]

lol this thread went off track a bit

dont use your mum jokes, they are old

 

[Mitch Connor]

never promise to have sex with mitchusonfire when he turns 21

cos he's a deviant and will chop you beforehand.

 

[the_crusader]

Your mum jokes are never old

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=logo#/group.php?gid=2476587533

 

[-alex-]

cos he's a deviant and will chop you beforehand.

or drunk dial you and talk your ear off for an hour :uptight:

 

[Mitch Connor]

or drunk dial you and talk your ear off for an hour :uptight:

whilst the recipient of said call faps it and giggles like a school girl :amazed:

 

[-alex-]

whilst the recipient of said call faps it and giggles like a school girl :amazed:

i was laughing at you telling me the same story 3 times. You were too pill****ed to remember anything ffs


<3

 

[Lil Ms Fabulous]

I have learnt not to be a drunk-typist....Especially on The Kennel

 

[Mitch Connor]

i was laughing at you telling me the same story 3 times. You were too pill****ed to remember anything ffs

complete utter lies. defamation. i was not effected by acohol or any other substance. and said story was not repeated 3 times.

 

[-alex-]

ok i lie, it was repeated 4 times
ily mitchell