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[Hasoon]

Nah im dating your mum

your a sad poof u know that. You love talking about mothers. Im sorry if u have no respect for ur own mother, but majority of us do.

 

[Captain Kickass]

Its gone CK

Meh : Can't ban 'em ! They outrank me !

 

[Mitch Connor]

Meh : Can't ban 'em ! They outrank me !

that attitude will take you places in this game holmes.

 

[Hasoon]

that attitude will take you places in this game holmes.

Holmes as in Sherlock Holmes?

Midiksonfire

 

[the_crusader]

Hasoon why harass me for all the time

 

[Captain Kickass]

Holmes as in Sherlock Holmes?

Midiksonfire

John !

 

[Captain Kickass]

Hasoon why harass me for all the time

Man you got it easy so far - Haven't even been called a 'jahash' yet !

 

[Hansta]

jahash = donkey

 

[Nanna B]

#1 - Lasagne + Garlic Bread + Pepsi = Rank farts !!! :whacky:

#2 - If you're ever given a tablet called "Buscopan", dont mistake it for a Tic-Tac and bite into it !

#3 - You will only ever stab yourself ONCE with a retail EFTPOS spike !

#4 - Canberra Raiders will lose with the weight of your money betting on them !

#5 - Never trust a half empty Can of Coke .... you never know which one has 20 ciggie butts in it !!!

Add you're own !

LOL Captain.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mitch Connor]

Holmes as in Sherlock Holmes?

Midiksonfire

yes. and you should put that out, you will get a burn and you wont be able to wank anymore.

 

[smarty]

#3 - You will only ever stab yourself ONCE with a retail EFTPOS spike !

this is misleading. it happens many times when you work with them.

 

[Mitch Connor]

this is misleading. it happens many times when you work with them.

only if you're dumb lol

 

[Hasoon]

Man you got it easy so far - Haven't even been called a 'jahash' yet !

I actually do, that and manyak. But mods always edit my shiit!

 

[Hasoon]

this is misleading. it happens many times when you work with them.

Yeh if u r a fuking retard

 

[Hansta]

this is misleading. it happens many times when you work with them.

only if you're dumb lol

smarty + dumb = oximoron


something i remembered from school

 

[smarty]

only if you're dumb lol

psh i bet the ones where you work at aren't all chipped and scratched and from the 80s

 

[smarty]

smarty + dumb = oximoron


something i remembered from school

oxymoron

 

[Hansta]

oxymoron

oximoron is cooler

 

[Mitch Connor]

psh i bet the ones where you work at aren't all chipped and scratched and from the 80s

lol you'd be correct. we have spikes minus the AIDs lol

 

[Your Mum]

Dont wipe your arse with bandaids on your fingers, if the toilet paper slips you wont notice till you're done wiping and you will need new bandaids.

Always have an enema before any atm fisting.

Dont listen to people when they tell you that you will never get Zac Efron's autograph. If you stalk him enough it will happen.

Don't put off losing weight. The younger in life you do it the happier you will be. Once you do it and realise how easy it is you will regret not having done it sooner

Dont put up with things just because you feel its all you know or all you deserve. Take a risk and walk away. You will get over it and you will be happy again.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.

You need to be able to love yourself before letting anybody else love you.