Favourite "Happy Gilmore" Quotes

[KENNY-DOWALL]

What is one of yours favs ?

Mine's this:

Grandma: Sir could i trouble you for a glass of warm milk it helps put me to sleep.

Nurse: No but you can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up now you will go to sleep or i will put you to sleep look at that the name tag YOUR IN MY WORLD NOW GRANDMA.

Grandma: 'Oh Dear'

 

[MikeyP..]

some people like you, need a life.

 

[Just Me]

Bahahahaha OWNED

 

[KENNY-DOWALL]

What's wrong with Happy Gilmore ?

It's one of the classics

 

[Hammer]

The price is wrong, *****

 

[HappyDude]

Happy: "I think i just crushed the Meesta Meesta lady"


thats my favourite

 

[Leesee]

i eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast
you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?
NO!

 

[80fic...]

"he called the sh!t, poop" lmfao

 

[Leesee]

'ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?!!?!'

lol

 

[HappyDude]

"During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody "


ahahahahahah lmfao

 

[Mr. Sparkle]

"he called the sh!t, poop" lmfao

That was in Billy Madison not Happy Gilmore!

 

[MP4 - Eedz]

The buzzer singing was hilarious

Anything and everything Shooter McGavin says

"If I wear clothes like that, Id have to eat my own arse"

 

[80fic...]

That was in Billy Madison not Happy Gilmore!

lol, sorry.

I always get those two mixed up

 

[Haztrick]

"I wunna kiss you all over. Over and againnn....." into the intercom, then the asian grandma comes up to his room. Ewwww.

 

[-alex-]

see that, thats your home... get in your hooooooooooooooooooooome

 

[Z-Dizzle]

Its all in the hips


damn all the people that said the home line... thats my favourite

 

[Sleeky]

i eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast
you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?
NO!

LoL i was in hysterics after that comment

I remember the first time i watched it. I had just watched Jury Duty. That movie alone made me piss myself laughing. Then i watched Happy gilmore. I literally couldnt stop crying from the laughter