Embarrassing moments.

[BootS]

My swimmers and undies fell off and got dragged out to sea when i was on the boom net of a dive boat in Cairns out on the barrier reef, the boat was packed with lots of toursits and i had to climb back on boat and walk past all of them totally starkers and get my shorts out of my bag, was embarresing at the time but there were a group of air stewardesses on the dive and later that night i met up with them at the Peir tavern and they all had a great laugh at me and i ending up waking up with one the next morning... So losing my pants that day worked to my advantage i rekon

 

[-Kurry-]

ah so you lost your pants more than once that day?
nice work.

tbh i wouldnt care...i would sit there and pretend it was meant to happen.

 

[BootS]

ah so you lost your pants more than once that day?
nice work.

tbh i wouldnt care...i would sit there and pretend it was meant to happen.

LOL, true

Didnt bother me much tbh, i am an exhibitionist after all, i just calmly climbed of the net and wlaked in all my glory back to my bag..

 

[-Kurry-]

lmao.

hahah they probably thought you had gone for a fish
i know i hate it wne all i catch is an eel

 

[Özil]

Hmmmmmmmmm..

To be honest i cant think of any.

But i do remmeber 1 of my lil cousin when she was like 3 years old. She was with her mother in a Bank at auburn, and her mother told her to sit down on the chair, and look after baby chris who was in the pram, whilst she went to talk to the teller for a second. All of a sudden, an Islamic woman sat down beside her. Now Isabella (as she is called) looked at her quiet amused. The woman was wearing the complete outfit that the Muslim women do (Scarf among other things), and couple that with the fact that Bella just learnt about her own religion (Christianity) lead to her saying:

"Hello Mother Mary. Wheres Baby Joses?"

Mind you, she got confused as to who was the father and who was the son, and put the two together... Joseph + Jesus = Joses

True story. For all those Islamic people on the kennel, if you find this offensive let me know and i will delete it. Just PM me

nah... i just find that funny... i remember little kids calling the sheikhs and imams santa claus

 

[Justanothergirl]

* Sent a very x-rated pxt message to my boyfriend, the pxt also happened to have a little message of what I had in store for him when he got home. However, in my over-zealous state, he didn't receive it, I had accidently sent it to someone else!!!

* Wore these fancy Marc Jacobs pumps (high heels) to dinner & the movies to try and impress my boy. I lost my footing going down the stairs at the movies and went flying down all 12 of them at lightning speed. I landed in a mangled heap with my landing gear exposed! The cheap looking carpet I was lying on and the position I landed in made it look like I was in auditioning for a low-budget porno according to my b/f lol. I quickly tried to regain some dignity, by sitting upright and rearranging my outfit. Everyone else huddled round me asking me if I was ok, looking very concerned but I could not stop laughing/grimacing in pain.

* When I went to see "The Usual Suspects" when it came out a few years back I was coming out of the cinema with my cousin and we were talking about the movie. We walked past a group of people and I happened to mention how good an actor the guy who played Kaiser Sose and how I loved the twist at the end etc. I looked up to see a group of people looking rather pissed off with me. They were queuing to go and watch the next session of the movie. I felt terrible!!! LOL

* A group of us (my friends, my cousin and some of his friends) went out to Matakana Island for a weekend away. We were all enjoying a good drink and a nice bbq. A group of the boys had been drinking all day and were just hammered. At some stage we all went back to our tents and crashed. The next morning, we found out that one of the boys, James, threw up during the night in his tent, however he simultaneously lost control of all bodily functions and had shat himself due to the ferocity of him throwing up so was firing from both ends - he was in his sleeping bag when this happened!! Ewwww! LMAO

 

[Leesee]

just got out of the shower, only me at home, parading around the house naked while looking for clothes. the curtains were open lol. ah the guy across the road was just pissing himself laughing at me, and funnily enough, wants me to come over for a beer tonight lol

 

[BootS]

lmao.

hahah they probably thought you had gone for a fish
i know i hate it wne all i catch is an eel

LOL, very witty lil one!!!

 

[Bulldogs50]

just got out of the shower, only me at home, parading around the house naked while looking for clothes. the curtains were open lol. ah the guy across the road was just pissing himself laughing at me, and funnily enough, wants me to come over for a beer tonight lol

hehe so r u going

 

[Leesee]

hehe so r u going

hell yes lol. i've briefly spoken to him on other occassions and he doesn't seem the overly seedy type. he's about 26ish, so i'm in like flynn

 

[Bulldogs50]

hehe well i hope you have a good time and try and keep yourself entertained

 

[jig73]

while having photos taken at my wedding I was dacked in front of the bridesmaids, needless to sayI was freeballing

 

[BootS]

hell yes lol. i've briefly spoken to him on other occassions and he doesn't seem the overly seedy type. he's about 26ish, so i'm in like flynn

LOL, good girl

 

[Aaron]

Okay okay, once at school I decided to go commando (no undies), and as you do when your a senior we got stuck right into our handball and boy did we take it serious.

I found myself in the middle on an intense rally with one of my mates and in a bid to save the day and keep myself alive i stretched to the extreme to get to the ball and my pants tore down the side. Several people saw the goods and to this very day I still get called Shervo!

Very embarrassing but I'll be seen in the same light as Matt "Shlong" Shervington any day of the week!

 

[Bulldogs50]

bahahaha utai slam thats nice to hear

 

[Kim Possible]

2. all the kids in my class were sitting closely on the floor listening to the teacher. my teacher asked me to display what a frog does. so, with a circle cleared i slowly began to hop along. next moment i let one rip. so loud and disturbing-right into the face of my crush at the time gary.
i died. the teacher then preceded to give a 1/2 hour lecture about how it was natural.

Lmfao!!!!!..I feel sorry for you!!! hehe

Hmm..nothing really..i dont really get embarrassed easy..tbh i wasnt even embarrassed when i got the fishhook stuck in my head infront of all my mates on standard 4 camp lmfao..

I can't think of any embarrassing moment tbh...

 

[BootS]

Once when we were young Brent did a huge fart in Gosford Red Rooster in the corridor leading to the toilets, it was very loud and everyone looked at me cause i was sitting at the end of the corridor, but i didnt do it, Brent did!! It was very embarresing!! tbh

 

[Memberberries]

I hate when someone you know farts in public and gives you the credit for it

worst part is everyone believes the culprit

 

[Just Me]

Actually my BF did that to me a few weeks back! In a restaurant - waitress comes up to get our order - and he points to me and says, "She farts heaps!" I was mortified as I have never ever let one go in front of him!

Needless to say he copped a kick under the table!

 

[BootS]

Actually my BF did that to me a few weeks back! In a restaurant - waitress comes up to get our order - and he points to me and says, "She farts heaps!" I was mortified as I have never ever let one go in front of him!

Needless to say he copped a kick under the table!

LMAO!!! I love this guy!!