look, rangas, bloodnuts, flamebrains, carrot tops, matchsticks, whateever you call redheads let me tell you this. they are all f*cking evil and i have the facts to prove it.
for example : The perception of the color red, scientifically speaking, enhances the viewers metabolism and increases heart rate and respiration.
redheads make us all hungrier more tired and out of breath. isnt soaring lamb prices and pollution bad enough now THIS!!!
and not only that : Red-haired Clowns have their origins in Russia. CLOWNS people. CLOWNS. they r evil as sin.
some more facts to ponder
: In the late 16th century, the fat of a redheaded man was an essential ingredient for poison.
: An Irish judge in 2001 fined a man for disorderly conduct stating “I am a firm believer that hair coloring has an effect on temper and your coloring suggests you have a temper.”
:Adolph Hitler reportedly banned the marriages of two redheads as he feared their children would be “deviant offspring”.
:Bees are thought to sting redheads more than others.
:redheads require 20% more anesthesia.
see, even the Bees know rangas are evil incarnates.
but still...
:In Corsica, if you pass a redhead in the street you are to spit and turn around.
:In Greek Mythology, redheads turn into Vampires when they die.
:Aristotle was known to believe that redheads were emotionally unhousebroken.
and look at this list ive compiled of redheads who are all clearly evil.
Wilma & Pebbles Flintstone, Pippi Longstocking, Cyndi Lauper, Ronald Mc Donald, Sarah Ferguson, Susan Sarandon, Raggedy Ann & Andy, Bette Midler, Nicole Kidman, Molly Ringwald, Kate Winslet, Princess Fiona from Shrek, Sissy Spacek, Axl Rose, Jessica Rabbit, The Little Mermaid, Mary Jane (the wife of Spiderman), Emily ****inson (who in 1853 posted a lock of her hair to a female friend which still exists today and is kept at the Amherst College’s Robert Frost Library) and the most evil ranga of them all Julia Gillard.
if this list is not compelling enough pls dont hesitate to message or email me and i will enlighten you
