Why did the golfer pack an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 14, 2024 #5,361 Why did the golfer pack an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 14, 2024 #5,362 My friend David recently got his ID stolen. Now he's just Dav.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 15, 2024 #5,363 My wife hit me with a baguette yesterday... I told her she was going to jail for assault with a breadly weapon.
My wife hit me with a baguette yesterday... I told her she was going to jail for assault with a breadly weapon.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 15, 2024 #5,364 My wife left me for another man. All that lies ahead now is a miserable, pointless, lonely life. And while he's going through that, I'll be down the pub with my mates every night.
My wife left me for another man. All that lies ahead now is a miserable, pointless, lonely life. And while he's going through that, I'll be down the pub with my mates every night.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 15, 2024 #5,365 My friend lost his car. I call him Carlos.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 15, 2024 #5,366 Lost my life's research on how to cure excessive itching. Looks like I'll have to start from scratch.
Lost my life's research on how to cure excessive itching. Looks like I'll have to start from scratch.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 15, 2024 #5,367 After the ballet skirt was invented, the creators spent days coming up with a name. Finally, they put tu and tu together.
After the ballet skirt was invented, the creators spent days coming up with a name. Finally, they put tu and tu together.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 15, 2024 #5,368 When you start to Excel, people start to spreadsheet.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 15, 2024 #5,369 Condoms don't always guarantee safe sex. A buddy of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Condoms don't always guarantee safe sex. A buddy of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 15, 2024 #5,370 Why couldn't Bach afford rent? He was Baroque.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 15, 2024 #5,371 Albert Einstein was a genius. But his brother Frank was a monster.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 15, 2024 #5,372 Freudian slip: Where you say one thing and mean a mother.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 15, 2024 #5,373 Just found out that Lady Gaga and The Goo Goo Dolls will co-headline a global tour this fall. Tickets go on sale next week for the GooGooGaGa World Tour.
Just found out that Lady Gaga and The Goo Goo Dolls will co-headline a global tour this fall. Tickets go on sale next week for the GooGooGaGa World Tour.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 16, 2024 #5,374 I didn't know that Sylvester Stallone is on his third marriage... I guess his first one was rocky, and his second was rocky too.
I didn't know that Sylvester Stallone is on his third marriage... I guess his first one was rocky, and his second was rocky too.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 16, 2024 #5,375 I lost my wife's audiobook... and now I'll never hear the end of it!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 16, 2024 #5,376
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 16, 2024 #5,377 I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend. My neighbour is dead against it.
I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend. My neighbour is dead against it.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 16, 2024 #5,378 To all the people that always said I'd never amount to anything because of my procrastination: Just you wait.
To all the people that always said I'd never amount to anything because of my procrastination: Just you wait.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 16, 2024 #5,379 Biologists have crossed a watermelon with a cauliflower. People who eat the new variety get a sense of sadness known as meloncauli.
Biologists have crossed a watermelon with a cauliflower. People who eat the new variety get a sense of sadness known as meloncauli.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,466 Reaction score 102,681 Apr 16, 2024 #5,380 I've started a business building boats in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.