BOSS: Where were you yesterday David? There was no one else to cover your shift
DAVID: I’m sorry. I was becoming a father yesterday
BOSS: Oh really! I’m so happy for you. Is it a boy or a girl?
DAVID: I’ll tell you in nine months.
BOSS: You’re fired!
DAVID: I’m sorry. I was becoming a father yesterday
BOSS: Oh really! I’m so happy for you. Is it a boy or a girl?
DAVID: I’ll tell you in nine months.
BOSS: You’re fired!