What did the atheist beaver say when he died and went to hell? “Well I’ll be dammed.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 4, 2023 #3,481 What did the atheist beaver say when he died and went to hell? “Well I’ll be dammed.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 4, 2023 #3,482 A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark… So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark… So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 4, 2023 #3,483 I applied for a job to be a spy. They wanted my resume and undercover letter.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 4, 2023 #3,484 Today I made my first money as a Programmer. I sold my laptop.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 4, 2023 #3,485 What's the worst thing to say before a driving exam? “This thing does have airbags, right?”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 4, 2023 #3,486 My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, “Which one do you want?” I said, “I’d take either oar.”
My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, “Which one do you want?” I said, “I’d take either oar.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 4, 2023 #3,487 I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel. She said I won’t be able to make it.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel. She said I won’t be able to make it.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 4, 2023 #3,488 Why don’t mummies ever take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
B Bullpit Kennel Enthusiast Joined Apr 4, 2016 Messages 1,113 Reaction score 1,333 Oct 4, 2023 #3,489 Mum: Doctor, my child does not eat fish. What can I replace it with? Doctor: A cat. Cats love fish
B Bullpit Kennel Enthusiast Joined Apr 4, 2016 Messages 1,113 Reaction score 1,333 Oct 4, 2023 #3,490 My pet mouse Elvis died last night. He was caught in a trap.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 5, 2023 #3,491 Can't find a precise definition for the word "ambiguous". It's unclear, inexact, and open to more than one interpretation.
Can't find a precise definition for the word "ambiguous". It's unclear, inexact, and open to more than one interpretation.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 5, 2023 #3,492 What wears a coat in winter and pants in the summer? A dog!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 5, 2023 #3,493 Our local barber got busted for dealing drugs. I’ve been going to him for years and I just found out he was a barber.
Our local barber got busted for dealing drugs. I’ve been going to him for years and I just found out he was a barber.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 5, 2023 #3,494 My girlfriend asked me why I put the oven upside down. I told her that the cake recipe said it should go "In the oven at 180 degrees".
My girlfriend asked me why I put the oven upside down. I told her that the cake recipe said it should go "In the oven at 180 degrees".
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 5, 2023 #3,495 What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 5, 2023 #3,496 The cashier at the grocery store asked me if I wanted my milk in a bag. I said no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
The cashier at the grocery store asked me if I wanted my milk in a bag. I said no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 5, 2023 #3,497 What do you call a former ghost? Aghast.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 5, 2023 #3,498 I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,678 Reaction score 103,252 Oct 5, 2023 #3,499 I tried to pay cash at the plagiarism store. But they only take credit.
B Bullpit Kennel Enthusiast Joined Apr 4, 2016 Messages 1,113 Reaction score 1,333 Oct 5, 2023 #3,500 I just got a job making plastic Draculas. There’s only 2 of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count.
I just got a job making plastic Draculas. There’s only 2 of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count.