I knew a guy that was told he was the worst Best Man ever. He was speechless.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 10, 2023 #2,721 I knew a guy that was told he was the worst Best Man ever. He was speechless.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 10, 2023 #2,722 I started a poetry club in prison. It had prose and cons.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 10, 2023 #2,723 This morning I saw my neighbour talking to her cat; it was obvious the poor women thought the cat understood her. When I got home I told my dog...we laughed a lot.
This morning I saw my neighbour talking to her cat; it was obvious the poor women thought the cat understood her. When I got home I told my dog...we laughed a lot.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 10, 2023 #2,724 My dad told me to stop pretending to be a farm animal. He was sick of me horsing around.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 10, 2023 #2,725 What do you call a man with a flatfish on his head? Ray.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 10, 2023 #2,726 My doctor just told me I'm suffering from paranoia. Well, he didn't actually say that, but I could tell that was what he was thinking.
My doctor just told me I'm suffering from paranoia. Well, he didn't actually say that, but I could tell that was what he was thinking.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 11, 2023 #2,727 I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made an appointment for Tuesday.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 11, 2023 #2,728 What do you call a helpful lemon? Lemonaid.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 11, 2023 #2,729 When my father dies he wants his ashes pressed into a record. It was his vinyl request.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 11, 2023 #2,730 I have a pet manatee named Hugh. I built him a house. It’s a habitat for Hugh manatee.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 11, 2023 #2,731 I broke two of my dad’s Queen records. Now I want to break three...
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 11, 2023 #2,732 There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently: the govt is still looking for the hacker. I think he ran some ware.
There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently: the govt is still looking for the hacker. I think he ran some ware.
BlackJackBulldog Kennel Enthusiast Gilded Joined Mar 14, 2019 Messages 1,200 Reaction score 4,579 Jun 11, 2023 #2,733
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 12, 2023 #2,734 What is a sausage made up of annoying children? A bratwurst.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 12, 2023 #2,735 A man with a penis for a nose walks into a bar... The bartender says "why the schlong face?"
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 12, 2023 #2,736 I told my boss I was tired of being a human cannonball. So he fired me!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 12, 2023 #2,737 My friends love scaring the crap out of me. With friends like that, who needs enemas?
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 13, 2023 #2,738
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 13, 2023 #2,739 My dad once told me that if I put a potato in my swim trunks, I would attract more women... He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front.
My dad once told me that if I put a potato in my swim trunks, I would attract more women... He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 51,007 Reaction score 104,190 Jun 13, 2023 #2,740 What do you call friends you like to eat with? Tastebuds.