Poop jokes aren't my favourite kind of joke. But they are a solid #2
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 17, 2023 #2,041 Poop jokes aren't my favourite kind of joke. But they are a solid #2
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 17, 2023 #2,042 I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don’t know either
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don’t know either
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 17, 2023 #2,043 Why did the chicken go to the gym? To work on his pecks
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 17, 2023 #2,044 Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 17, 2023 #2,045
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 18, 2023 #2,046 What did the colour say to the other colour? I love hue.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 18, 2023 #2,047 My doctor said that I might die because I accidentally consumed clay. I’m shitting bricks to be honest.
My doctor said that I might die because I accidentally consumed clay. I’m shitting bricks to be honest.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 19, 2023 #2,048 People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 19, 2023 #2,049 I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.” He said: “You have a wee cough?” Me: “Really? Thanks boss. See you next week.”
I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.” He said: “You have a wee cough?” Me: “Really? Thanks boss. See you next week.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 19, 2023 #2,050 My neighbor brags that his dog can bring a ball back from nearly half a mile away. It sounds a bit far-fetched to me.
My neighbor brags that his dog can bring a ball back from nearly half a mile away. It sounds a bit far-fetched to me.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 19, 2023 #2,051 What do you call an underwater dog? A subwoofer.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 20, 2023 #2,052 A couple of cows were smoking weed and playing poker. The steaks were high.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 20, 2023 #2,053 What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 20, 2023 #2,054 I have a fear of overly intricate buildings... I have a complex complex complex.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 20, 2023 #2,055 I informed my family that someone in the house was secretly an owl in disguise and our oldest daughter asked, "Who?" Honestly, never suspected her.
I informed my family that someone in the house was secretly an owl in disguise and our oldest daughter asked, "Who?" Honestly, never suspected her.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 20, 2023 #2,056 Why don’t vultures pay excess baggage fees? They only fly with carrion.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 20, 2023 #2,057 How do 37 mathematicians board a bus with only 36 seats? They carry the one.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 21, 2023 #2,058 I recently bought a new toilet brush. Long story short... I’m going back to paper.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 21, 2023 #2,059 Sad news: my obese parrot died today. But it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,504 Reaction score 100,056 Jan 21, 2023 #2,060 My son couldn't sleep. So I told him there are cows sleeping in the field outside. He said: “What’s that go to do with anything?” I replied: “Because it's pasture bedtime.”
My son couldn't sleep. So I told him there are cows sleeping in the field outside. He said: “What’s that go to do with anything?” I replied: “Because it's pasture bedtime.”