COVID-19 - Thread

[Bazildog]

no im saying the only reason i got the first shot was because i was forced to in order to continue working, but if i save up some fuck you money i can say fuck you when they do the same for the 2nd shot

thats why its called fuck you money

So according to your profile you are 37. If you retire at 65 that’s 28 years plus let’s say another 15 until your deadzilla. That’s 43 years of Fuck you money you need to stash away?

Even if you are a brain surgeon, I don’t think 60 hours a week for the next month is gunna get you there bud..

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Whats fuck you money?

If you earn middle rates then you can bang cheap hookers. That's Cheap Fuck money. If you're ridiculously rich then you can bang pretty much anyone. That's "fuck you money". You throw a wad of cash at any attractive woman on the street and they say, "OK"

At least, that's what PornHub told me.

 

[Rodzilla]

So according to your profile you are 37. If you retire at 65 that’s 28 years plus let’s say another 15 until your deadzilla. That’s 43 years of Fuck you money you need to stash away?

Even if you are a brain surgeon, I don’t think 60 hours a week for the next month is gunna get you there bud..

its enough to get to darwin and then get an illegal immigration boat to indonesia, then ill find a less restrictive country where i can live out my days in some freedom, i was thinking the republic of yemen or something

 

[Bazildog]

its enough to get to darwin and then get an illegal immigration boat to indonesia, then ill find a less restrictive country where i can live out my days in some freedom, i was thinking the republic of yemen or something

Maaate…Indonesia, Yemen..? Either you are taking the piss or you a few scales short for a lizard..

 

[SPEARTAKVIDREFS]

for normal people about $1,800,000

but for me its $19,000

Are you saying your about 10% normal?

 

[UmoGus]

Are you saying your about 10% normal?

More like 1%

 

[Rodzilla]

Maaate…Indonesia, Yemen..? Either you are taking the piss or you a few scales short for a lizard..

don't worry about the Rodzilla, you should just focus on getting your boosters in time to be able to go outside for a walk

Bazildog 2028: people on booster 8 level make me sick, some asshole tried to talk to me today, i only talk to booster 10 people or booster 9 people who are waiting to get the booster 10

 

[Bazildog]

don't worry about the Rodzilla, you should just focus on getting your boosters in time to be able to go outside for a walk

Bazildog 2028: people on booster 8 level make me sick, some asshole tried to talk to me today, i only talk to booster 10 people or booster 9 people who are waiting to get the booster 10

Booster 9?? They are the walking dead. 10’s or nothing.

Rodzilla 2028: last seen swimming away from pirates somewhere at sea in late 2021. His last words heard where “ they are not pirates, they are NWO agents trying to catch and sterilise me”…

 

[DinkumDog]

its enough to get to darwin and then get an illegal immigration boat to indonesia, then ill find a less restrictive country where i can live out my days in some freedom, i was thinking the republic of yemen or something

I’m free.
Need a hand packing?
A lift to the plane station? .

 

[Rodzilla]

I’m free.
Need a hand packing?
A lift to the plane station? .

oh yes that is very amusing stuff

 

[Bazildog]

I’m free.
Need a hand packing?
A lift to the plane station? .

I think he ok mate, packing light by the sounds of it as a stowaway on an illegal fishing boat. Perhaps you could take care of his fuck you funds so they don’t get wet and stuff, I am sure you will send them safely by wire to Yemen for him.

 

[Rodzilla]

if i go and then the kennel relies on dinkum dog or bazildog for the jokes, thats like in the movie liar liar when the replacement father tries hard to do the claw and its not the same

 

[Rodzilla]

 

[Bazildog]

if i go and then the kennel relies on dinkum dog or bazildog for the jokes, thats like in the movie liar liar when the replacement father tries hard to do the claw and its not the same

It’s “The CRAW” zilla.. the dud dad calls it the claw..
Sheesh..

 

[CaptainJackson]

It’s “The CRAW” zilla.. the dud dad calls it the claw..
Sheesh..

Yes but unlike other robin hoods, he speaks with an English accent

 

[Rodzilla]

It’s “The CRAW” zilla.. the dud dad calls it the claw..
Sheesh..

no its always called the claw

what the fuck is a craw?

 

[Bazildog]

what the fuck is a craw?

Look down you silly ****, you have 4 of them…

 

[DinkumDog]

So according to your profile you are 37.

No way 37.
Talks about Terry Lamb in 1996, so 12 then.
Wait, maybe 37 is true…NINETEEN EIGHTY FOUR

 

[DinkumDog]

if i go and then the kennel relies on dinkum dog or bazildog for the jokes, thats like in the movie liar liar when the replacement father tries hard to do the claw and its not the same

I had to Google it.
You watch Jim Carrey movies.
The prosecution rests .

PS: You already said you were going…

 

[Rodzilla]

its always called the claw ffs checked the script just now, you must have brain damage to think its craw and should apologise within 48 hours

working 60 hours a week, sleeping 48 hours, that leaves about 53 hours free time after the 1 hour commute each day, please improve your performance because i don't want to waste any time