Chuck Norris Facts....

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Chuck Norris is a gentle creature who likes to catch snowflakes on his tongue...
 

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...and they still won't be immune to him!

 

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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
 

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
 

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.
 

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Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
 

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Chuck Norris is laying dead in a coliseum with his jacket over him
 

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@bluedog what's your favorite Chuck Norris fact?

PS... are you married yet?
 

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Chuck Norris is---81 years old with arthritis, reading glasses and a prostate the size of a grapefruit.
Welcome to the real world chuck...
 
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