Chuck Norris Facts....

[Flanagun]

Chuck Norris is a gentle creature who likes to catch snowflakes on his tongue...

 

[Wahesh]

Chuck Norris is a gentle creature who likes to catch snowflakes on his tongue...

When Chuck Norris catches snowflakes on his tongue he breathes our fire!

 

[Canis Maximus]

When Chuck Norris catches snowflakes on his tongue he breathes our fire!

Chuck Norris can put out that fire with a gallon of gasoline

 

[Wahesh]

...and they still won't be immune to him!

 

[Wahesh]

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

 

[Wahesh]

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

 

[Wahesh]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.

 

[Wahesh]

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.

 

[Boxer]

Chuck Norris is scared of me!

 

[Wahesh]

 

[craigo]

Chuck Norris is laying dead in a coliseum with his jacket over him

 

[Wahesh]

Chuck Norris is laying dead in a coliseum with his jacket over him

The Colosseum is Chuck Norris' playground.

 

[Boxer]

Chuck Norris stopped a volcano from irruption.

 

[craigo]

I’ll just leave this fact here

 

[Wahesh]

 

[Wahesh]

@bluedog what's your favorite Chuck Norris fact?

PS... are you married yet?

 

[CroydonDog]

Where are the Covid related Chuck Norris facts?

Here's one for the internet age...

 

[Wahesh]

Where are the Covid related Chuck Norris facts?

 

[Grunthos]

Chuck Norris is---81 years old with arthritis, reading glasses and a prostate the size of a grapefruit.
Welcome to the real world chuck...

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]