News Burtons view of the shape of planet Earth.

[GoTeamRaRaFunky]

am not sure he was being that serious

 

[Marki]

‘It’s round. But it’s obviously flat’: NRL star’s bizarre conspiracy theory confession

‘It’s round. But it’s obviously flat’: NRL star’s bizarre conspiracy theory confession

www.foxsports.com.au

Hmmmm. Hopefully the brain was a little distracted on this one. But I'm not optimistic.

This explains it all once for all.

Ok CC, just hand Hutch the 6 jumper and let this guy fight to win a centre spot.

 

[Marki]

Sounds like Burton is agitating....

 

[Doogie]

This explains it all once for all.

Ok CC, just hand Hutch the 6 jumper and let this guy fight to win a centre spot.

I've been sort of waiting for someone to say well half the problem is there are only 5 fingers on one hand - now if there were six...

Guess I'll keep waiting.

 

[04 Dreaming]

Do you need some burnt sage? You seem stressed.

Leave him alone he apply for the mod gig and got told no thanks so bit sour now lol

 

[Dogzzz of War]

He’s cooked

 

[2144superman]

Leave him alone he apply for the mod gig and got told no thanks so bit sour now lol

 

[Hound Dog]

Wasn’t all this discussed in the let’s Trot with Burton thread ?

He's that fully committed to being a professional football player, he doesn't spend energy on this sort of stuff. He doesn't do much away from footy besides fishing. That's my main takeaway.

I was gobsmacked initially, thinking "at least have an opinion and back it up", etc, but it's not his expertise, he's dedicated his life to being a professional football player and that's all his life revolves around being.

I've heard he does all the extra work (time) to improve his football play. He's not your average Joe he's a pro football player.

 

[spaced_monkey]

Interviewer: “so Burto, do you believe in x?”
Burto: “err I should just speak truth but my media training has taught me to be so bland and risk free that saying anything that is not deemed acceptable from a loud minority will get me crucified and cancelled. And then get crucified by media no matter what I say”

 

[King Gus]

This is another Lego scenario.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

On one hand I think that we shouldn't make fun of Rugby League players for saying stupid stuff about stuff they don't understand. But at the same time, we should. If you say something like this then you should know that your parents and the public education system failed you.

 

[albatross]

If you can't work out how the little flat bit your standing on turns into a big round world it's odd, but fortunately it doesn't make any difference to whether you can play footy.

 

[Alan79]

I don't care if Burton thinks it's dildo shaped so long as he excels at football this year.

 

[Doogie]

I don't care if Burton thinks it's dildo shaped so long as he excels at football this year.

You mean its not dildo shaped?

Dead to me.

 

[Caveman]

I had him as our 6.. with an answer like that I'm not so sure..

Comments like that you'd think he was a front rower

 

[maroondog72]

I don’t really give a fuck what shape Burton thinks the earth is as long as he starts playing like an NRL standard 5/8th this year.

 

[Burt Matton]

Dumb as Dog Shit is Burto.

 

[bradyk]

I don't think he understood the question (different kind of bad).

 

[KLil]

I don't care if Burton thinks it's dildo shaped so long as he excels at football this year.

There we go, another theory that has just been unearthed! Makes sense.... We all get fcuked around every once and a while right!?

 

[bowleggedwog]

Burton has Dexter eyes. Fuck i hope he kills it this year.